** I’m going to be getting a dog soon…
At what point do you start worrying about someone in the bathroom?**
After the growling, snapping and screaming have been going on for at least ten minutes, I begin to consider whether to intervene.
** I’m going to be getting a dog soon…
What’s the most you’ve eat in one sitting (and without throwing up)?**
Two terriers and a dachshund. But that was at Thanksgiving.
**Cheerleaders and Student Council members suspended for “inappropriate gestures” in class photo
That’s it. Won’t watch Glee anymore.
**
I totally lived for when the cheerleaders on Glee would do the Shocker!
**Poll: What is your favorite apocalypse?
Violence **
Short and to the point, but could you be more specific, please?
**Your thoghts on the quantum double slit experiment?
Does this sound like a scam to you? **
“See, I’ve got this bag of money here, but it’s also simultaneously over here. Now, you just guess where the bag is and how much money it contains, and I’ll give it all to you–I’ll just need you to put up some ‘earnest money’ first…”
Only the first two are together, but…
Behavior in a synagogue
Could you ride a bike if…
Voyager has left the Solar System. Space science dopers, please weigh in…
Yep, it’s clearly written that mechanical devices are prohibited until the day when man can rise above the firmament, and that’s now happened, so bike away!
** Colonoscopy in a week
How many hats do you own?**
Lots. But should I wear my Pirates cap? What if the gastroenterologist is a Reds fan - things could get ugly. Should I just wear a cheap fedora?
**Run For the Hills! (Government Shutdown in Effect)
“Indians = Savages” movies?
**
** Lite Sleeping Aid
do you watch porn with your partner?**
Can this relationship be saved?
** Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30.
Your thoghts on the quantum double slit experiment?**
Actually, I’ve never had two girlfriends either.
**What’s out there that it didn’t occur to you even existed?
Refrigerator magnets
**
Tom Clancy has died
Who is the world’s best-known living author? The best regarded?
[del]Tom Clancy[/del]
Uh, I got nothing.
**Poll: What is your favorite apocalypse?
Colonoscopy in a week **
Uh, I don’t think that’s what they mean by “end times”.
**Is there a word in the English language for…
Refrigerator magnets
**
Now its
**Is there a word in the English language for…
Chinese cookie fortunes
**
**What is WRONG with these people???
I don’t understand porn **
**1940’s Canadian hookers. Did they make any $$$?
What’s out there that it didn’t occur to you even existed? **
Come to think of it, I’d never thought about 1940’s Canadian hookers before.
Is it okay to get a single kitten?
I don’t understand porn
You *really *don’t understand porn.
**Catch phrases fading with time
‘she’s dead jim’ from google chrome. where does the saying come from? **
There’s one. 
**Why does the USPS make prepayments?
Is there a chance that I will l*ve forever?
**
Yep, the USPS doesn’t have to make prepayments 75 years in advance to fund the unborn, they have to make the prepayments because postal workers will live forever!
** New “Tom of Finland” movie!
Tom Clancy has died**
OK, make it “Bob of Finland”.