**I don’t understand porn
The things we do to amuse ourselves at work **
I’m afraid your boss probably won’t understand that either. :dubious:
**Stupidest way you have injured yourself
Preventing Boxers From Riding Up? **
“So I grabbed the staple gun…”
** I don’t understand porn
“A female’s intelligence etc. is irrelevant to me…”**
That’s a good start.
**Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30.
I don’t understand porn **
Surrrrre ya don’t. :dubious:
**What’s out there that it didn’t occur to you even existed?
Chinese cookie fortunes **
There are fortunes in those things? No wonder the middle always tastes so yucky. 
**US Capitol Locked Down - Shots Fired
Uncle Sam is now officially closed for business. But for how long? **
Fathers being possessive of teenage girls, creepy?
I don’t understand porn
Try watching a less creepy genre of porn?
** The things we do to amuse ourselves at work
What’s the most you’ve eat in one sitting (and without throwing up)?**
The entire contents of the break room fridge. Man, that was nasty.
**What did our Grandparents use for sexual lubricant?
Aversion to cucumber and melon?
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I don’t like these newfangled potpourri lubricants, Zeke. Don’t we have any more Kentucky jelly?
**“A female’s intelligence etc. is irrelevant to me…”
What? **
** Science Fiction Erotica
What did our Grandparents use for sexual lubricant? **
Eew.
**Just Saying Hi… I’m New
Just saying hi. I’m new here too. **
Form an orderly queue, no pushing.
**Stupid Driver gets his comeuppance…
The Prius is dead.
An almost porn moment at the Doctors office today.
Call me Happy. **
The first pair was already in post #195. I came here to suggest the second, of which I highly approve.
What to do with car on long trip?
Shooting Outside U.S. Capitol
Coming up next in World’s Worst Advice Column…
**What’s killing our moose?
What did you have for breakfast? **
I had pancakes with maple syrup and moose sausages for breakfast.
Poll: What is your favorite apocalypse?
Poll: Have you ever dressed up as giant food?
I like to dress up as an enormous eggplant and carry a sign that says “The Final Parmigiana Is Coming!!!”
Call me Happy.
General Vo Nguyen Giap has died
**Poll: Have you ever dressed up as giant food?
Home Page Options **
Yeah, like I’m going to use a tax preparation service where the chief accountant is dancing around on their homepage dressed as a giant zucchini. Although it wouldn’t be a stretch for a car dealership.
“Vegans! Check out the low low prices at Bob Diddley Subaru!”