** What’s killing our moose?
The Creepy People **
Yet another bad Canadian zombie movie.
**General Vo Nguyen Giap has died
I just got laid off**
– And I don’t feel so good myself.
** Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30.
I’m going to be getting a dog soon…
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We all need companionship
**The Creepy People
Ronald McDonald vs. Big Bird and Grimace vs. Mr. Snuffleupagus **
Ronald McDonald wins. There’s nothing as creepy as a clown.
**I’m going to be getting a dog soon…
Coming clean to spouse **
“Honey, sometimes a man needs…companionship…the kind of companionship he maybe can’t get from a wife. I…Geeze, I don’t know how to sugarcoat this, so I’m just gonna come right out and say it: I’m getting a dog.”
**Self-Immolation on the National Mall
I just got laid off **
Bit of an odd reaction to getting laid off.
What did our Grandparents use for sexual lubricant?
Trinitite?
What could be more suitable than radioactive rocks?
** Self-Immolation on the National Mall
What post apocalyptic skills do you have?**
Nothing that flashy, just the usual hunter-gatherer stuff.
** Uncle Sam is now officially closed for business. But for how long?
I just got laid off
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Sorry to hear that, Sam.
Radioactive cocks! They glow in the dark! Fantastic. Great fun for the whole family, until your junk falls off.
why do expat americans never go ‘back home’?
Offshore banking in Belize
Guess that explains it.
**I just got laid off
Call me Happy. **
I guess you weren’t that crazy about your job?
** I’m sorry, but I still think I’m God
Came in like a Wrecking Ball
The “Existence of God” debate
**
to be followed by the “Existence of the Came in like a Wrecking Ball” debate
** New Orleans bound: Suggestions?
How do YOU pronounce the word “cache”**
Just like “cachet”, only without the “t”. Either way, you can dip 'em in cafe o’lait.
**Lets talk about hand written thank you cards for bereavement offerings.
The things we do to amuse ourselves at work **
If you find that amusing… whatever floats your boat, I guess.
Do Americans want cheap, efficient cars ?
Tell me how to fix this, please.
Disgruntled Hummer salesman ?
**whats a good cut of steak that not to expensive ?
I’m going to be getting a dog soon…**
I actually want my cat to die. Actually die.
The Creepy People
** the concept of faith
I’m sorry, but I still think I’m God**
The Creepy People
Congressman vs. reality