** Black market diabetes supplies?
a buck thirty-nine … ? **
Hey, that’s a bargain price for a gross of lightly-used syringes! Microwave 'em and you’re good to go.
** How to lose weight when I hate everything associated with it?
“Your child is, in my opinion, moderately obese and should not be consuming sugar and treats"
**
If nothing else, we can SHAME you out of those pounds!
** Strangest things people have stolen
robot vacuums, what is your experience**
I’ve got a fleet of them in my garage. Soon, I will rule the world!!!
**How to lose weight when I hate everything associated with it?
Sex, the traveling show.
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“Reach for your Mate instead of the Plate.”
**“Your child is, in my opinion, moderately obese and should not be consuming sugar and treats"
2013 Weight Loss & Healthy Living Support Thread
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**Help me identify this fruit
So Dockers fit normally again **
It’s a banana. You’d better remove it before your mother sees you like that.
** Blackface - Why the hysteria?
Manners/Politeness
Gimme that old-fashioned racism**
Blackface is rude. I was raised on respect and lynchings.
** Starbuck and Starbuck in Starbucks
what’s your favourite starbucks?
**
The Starbucks inside the Starbucks inside the Starbucks.
**Two planes collide-everybody jumps out.
An all round bad day **
** Blackface - Why the hysteria?
Gimme that old-fashioned racism
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curses futilely
** Celery Juice Attracts Women to Men?
fecal stuff**
“Poop For Men” - hey, it worked for Rasputin.
** Does the word “craft” (small handmade object) not exist in Jamaican English?
Latin translation request: “The black dog does not ride me”
“Japanese” proverb: Floating enemies, river sitting
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“The Floating Black Dog Craft does not Ride the Sitting River”
In Jamaican/Latin/Japanese
** Ask the Guy who successfully enrolled in Obamacare on the healthcare.gov website
An elderly person, a person on crutches, and a pregnant woman all get onto the train…**
So if the train goes off the fiscal cliff, do they all get to keep their current policies?
** Guys, how much did you spend on an engagement ring?
robot vacuums, what is your experience**
Well, when I popped the question, I gave her a Roomba. Lucky for me I sprang for all the options.
Suggestion that women moderate drinking to avoid getting assaulted met with extreme outrage - Why?
No One Born for 30 Years
We have to get those rape figures back up! It’s humanity’s only hope!
**How fast is an acoustic wave on a fat woman’s buttocks during doggy-style sex?
Is Mars Still Geologically Active? **
No, but another big asteroid chunk has broken off and is heading for Earth. Control yourselves, people!!
You are so going to hell for posting this.
And I am going to hell for laughing at it. 
**What is the argument against Snowden
Rape porn **
We need a strong NSA. Do you have any idea of the sort of things people are posting to the Internet?!?
** What cities have the most promiscuity girls?
Have a favorite non sequitur?**
Yes. Ask for a three-way in Cincinnati, and it may not work out the way you were expecting.
What cities have the most promiscuity girls?
is this why i’m so tired?
Well, yes.
"Will no one rid us of of this troublesome priest". I am adding Pope Francis to the Death Pool
Two planes collide-everybody jumps out.
That explains it. 8(
They thought the Pope was on one of the planes.
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The Goetz case Vs. the Martin case.
Is blackface really offensive?**
Oh, I think I can guarantee that showing up in blackface as Trayvon Martin will offend people…