**Teachers so full of shit.
Need a new toilet - suggestions?
**
What happened to Arnold Winkelried
Fracking = Worse Than Coal
Okay, so what if he was fracking worse than coal, I still wanna know what happened.
** Shooting at LAX Terminal 3
I woke up, more’s the pity MMP**
Yeah, can’t these people at least use a silencer?
**Abusive terms of endearment
Ugly and Useless
**
Do the threads actually have to be sequential? (They were in this case)
** Need a new toilet - suggestions?
Question for Atheists.**
We don’t believe in worshipping the porcelain god. Use a litter box instead.
**Abusive terms of endearment
Brag about your moments of parental brilliance **
“A+? Heyyy, that’s my little poindexter! Yeah, that’s daddy’s lil’ grind! My little brown-noser!”
Now he wears a leather jacket and carries a switchblade and gets all Cs and Ds. Ain’t no son of mine is gonna be no damned nerd! (The chicks really dig him, too.)
** Results of my genetic ancestry test
More on my sister-in-law**
She’s only three generations removed from capuchin monkeys. My subscription to ancestry.com really paid off!
**NYC raises smoking age to 21!
Vent your spleen thread **
Your spleen, hell. Please vent your smoke.
**Things you didn’t know were real until you were an adult
Arrested for overdue library book **
See, Mom, I was right all along!
Results of my genetic ancestry test
We Have Pigeon Eggs
And you can’t come over, because we’re nesting.
**WHat are your favorite/most disturbing True Crime books?
Shooting at LAX Terminal 3 **
Too soon??
** Whatever happened to Bernhard Goetz?
Similiarities to Jesus - very misguided?
**
VERY misguided. Jesus never rode in a subway car.
** Ass too big for one seat on a commercial flight…
Google maps iPad - add destination**
“I don’t know the exact address, but it’s right next to that gigantic ass on Route 20.”
**Age of consent laws should be reformed
What if your son rapes your daughter? **
Age of consent is the least of my problems with that.
**While mid coitus, you find out the person you’re boinking is your cousin… Continue or stop?
Questions too stupid for GQ. **
Hey, that’s what all these other sections are for!
**What is “Original Sin”?
Trick or Treating sans costume **
I’m pretty sure that’s unoriginal sin
** Nazi supermarket shopper - What is the uniform he is wearing?
Fast moving things appearing to slow down**
If an armadillo chorus starts singing “I’ve Gotta Be Me”, then you’ve definitely OD’d.
I always thought they were supposed to be.
Good jokes you’ve heard recently
How do you tell if your computer has a sound card?
Okay, I’m waiting for the punch line.
To the liberals who utterly dominate the season-ticket holding ranks for the Wash Nat Opera
Rand Paul apparently really likes Wikipedia
Is that supposed to appease or infuriate them?
**Abusive terms of endearment
Reason My Son is Crying **
Hiding from a Boy Scout!
Reason My Son is Crying
“I just wanted to help the little old lady cross the street, and she ran away and hid! WAAAA!”