separated by two:
** Largest U.S. city you don’t know the location of
Poll: Portland:Oregon or Maine?
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these two were sequential earlier today, but I couldn’t post:
** Did Peter Paul Rubens time travel, or what?
Michael Cera: Time Traveller
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German musical phrase ???
Why do they give two keys with every rental car?
Volkswagens from Hertz come with C and E-minor
An open letter to the public about my noisy kids
They’re Back!
Just when we thought we could finally get some peace and quiet around here.
Plumbing Pro’s: A Question For You
Valid models for time travel?
I’m pretty sure you can’t travel back to the Renaissance by flushing yourself down the loo.
**Rick Perry on how to grow an economy
Son, it’s not just about the drugs. **
I mean, yes, Texas is a major drug transshipment corridor, and I’d be lying if I said that the whole illicit drug smuggling from Mexico thing wasn’t tremendously beneficial to our economy down here, but we also have lots of other industries!
Question for Atheists.
How much is your monthly cell phone bill?
A lot less now, thanks, since we stopped getting all those collect calls from God.
What will be this year’s tackiest Halloween costumes?
Britney the Pirate Slayer
robot vacuums
Practical uses of Semen?
YMCA Question
I would guess they might have a very large supply…
** Women: Do you get horny?
What’s your most recent dumb-ass move behind the wheel? **
Using both hands to flag down passing truckers on Dead Man’s Curve - not smart.
Thread winner.
I think I’ll dress up as a singing pirate-slaying robot vacuum.
** Plumbing Pro’s: A Question For You
Can you run a power drain snake down a toilet?**
Y’know, those two fit together pretty well.
**Life Lessons: What have you learned that you wish you knew when you were younger? **
Symbolic Cannibalism
Of course it’s not a particularly useful skill.
To the liberals who utterly dominate the season-ticket holding ranks for the Wash Nat Opera
How common are remote starters on cars?
They’d probably only know about them on eco-car hybrids.
**Abusive terms of endearment
“Your child is, in my opinion, moderately obese and should not be consuming sugar and treats"
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** Valid models for time travel?
Can you run a power drain snake down a toilet? **
At full power you won’t go anywhere, but your toilet will travel to the 25th century.
Can anybody identify my beach find?
Maui or Oahu?
I don’t know…AIEEE!
Buzzfeed’s 17 Deplorable Examples of White Privilege
People as investments?
If it’s 3/5ths of people as investments, I’d tend to agree.
** I got a pressure cooker… now what?
Health insurance time - need answer fast!**
** An elderly person, a person on crutches, and a pregnant woman all get onto the train…
Would you (possibly) endanger others’ lives to help someone?**
When the doors open at my stop, baby, it’s everyone for himself. 