**Successfully using science to get out of chores
It’s a dirty job but somebody has to do it MMP
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Not if you know enough SCIENCE!
**New range - what is “Sabbath Mode” for?
Cure for cancer **
Modern technology is truly amazing.
My money would be on the ladyboys. Vicious little bastards, I’ll clue ya.
Successfully using science to get out of chores
Michael Cera: Time Traveller
“And if I go back to the Cambrian, before any flowering plants existed, I’ll never have to mow the lawn again! What could possibly go wrong…?”
**What haunts you?
Do you believe in ghosts? **
The most awkward Jesus painting is …
Fun drag event held across the street from the WBC
Hey, Jesus in drag picketing Fred Phelps is one of my favorites.
The most awkward Jesus painting is …
Seafood hotdogs?
** Practical uses of Semen?
Computer mouse parts**
The innovation that’s going to sink Apple for good.
** What scientific experiments would you like done if ethics was not a concern?
Bicycle riding… ‘With’ traffic or against?**
“Comparative mortality among bicyclists riding with and against traffic” JIrreprodRes 27:195-206 2013
Abstract: One thousand bicyclists of varying ages and skill levels were randomized into two groups, one riding with and the other riding against traffic. Subjects traveled on busy metropolitan streets during rush hour. Road rage incidents and fatalities were 48% higher in the group riding against traffic. Even larger studies will be required to confirm these findings.
** The most awkward Jesus painting is …
Like Renaissance art? Like Monty Python animations?
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Is it one of the ones from The Life of Brian?
**I like The Onion but…
Sex Bet on Wii Game Ends With Mountie Shooting His Wife **
Come on, The Onion, that’s just a bunch of random words strung together! It doesn’t even make any–
What?
It is?
[Emily Litella]Never mind.[/Emily Litella]
** What scientific experiments would you like done if ethics was not a concern?
Suggestions for cleaning a chest freezer full of spoiled meat?**
A Protocol for Characterizing Incidence of and Effects on Humans of Necrotic Contamination of Prepared Meats, J. Am. Food Prep 27, XXIII, pp 1028-1064.
**We must cut down on the number of nations
Dating St. Paul’s Epistles **
Oh come on, St Paul’s Epistles is old enough to make her own decisions!
** Inexpensive, Nice Weddings - is it possible
We must cut down on the number of nations**
Yeah, if you don’t invite Indonesia you can get away with a smaller buffet.
Zombies vs Ghouls
What’s biting me?
North of the Mason-Dixon, it’s a Ghoul.
** So - what happens if these lawsuits succeed?
Could this lawsuit succeed? **
What the hell, I’m suing too.
** What is the largest nuclear bomb that could be built?
Can you build a nuclear weapon WITHOUT high explosives?
Is there an easy way to remember what ‘<’ and ‘>’ mean in maths? **
First means little bomb, second means big bomb. Or maybe vice versa.
** Inappropriate songs for weddings, etc.
The scariest movie you’ve ever seen**
The theme song from “The Shining” would be an interesting choice. Then again, the bride and groom may not want to hear Berlioz’s “March To The Scaffold” as they walk down the aisle.
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More on my sister-in-law
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I think we know too much now.
I remember playing March to the Scaffold in band, and a student asking why it sounded so happy.