**Gypsies taking children. A old bogeyman brought back to life.
It’s a dirty job but somebody has to do it MMP **
Well, the kids aren’t gonna abduct themselves…
**What unexplained things have happened in your house/apartment?
Gypsies taking children. A old bogeyman brought back to life. **
NJ Gov. Christie drops opposition to same sex marriage
**Tell me about your lovely grandparents! **
They finally came out after the governor said it was okay!
** How the wiggly snakes travel in straight line
Cars with their own badge **
Do not tailgate Cobras or Vipers.
**Why isn’t Amazon in Australia?
dark energy **
Even with all their resources, Amazon.com has still been unable to penetrate the Great Dark Energy Barrier Reef at the edge of Australia.
** The most awkward Jesus painting is …
Amazon Super Saver Shipping Increase**
Yeah, I thought that ad featuring the “Super Savior” was really tacky.
**The most awkward Jesus painting is …
The worst case of helicopter parenting ever **
Ah, yes, Botticelli’s The Blessed Virgin complaining about the young Christ’s grade on His pop quiz. Really not Botticelli’s best work.
**How do you deal with frustration?
How do you deal with LinkedIn endorsements? **
Same thing.
** Funny Things My Ex-Boyfriends Have Said
Short Skirts Are Good For the Back!
**
The most awkward Jesus painting is …
**A functional Flying Car that is cool-looking! **
God is my co-pilot!
I don’t usually count New Posts as proper sequential threads, but I thought this IMHO/GQ combo was worthy of mention:
**Non-Parent Dopers: What Advice Do You Have for Parents?
Gun based suicide Temple vs Mouth **
** Girl you can never have
Fit mom posts Facebook pic along with her 3 kids asking ‘What’s your excuse?’ - Firestorm ensues**
Uh, it’s OK, I can get over that one.
Of course they are! What are you, a Communist??!?
** Do only Charter Members get Halloween names?
On leaving the SDMB in my will.**
I promise to leave the SDMB $5.49 if I get to use the name JackTheRippermannii.
What’s the best private eye series?
HP Lovecraft
“I knew she was trouble from the minute she walked in the door–from her hard, dark eyes, the color of the lightless unfathomable abysses between the stars; to her full red lips, red like the blood of unclean sacrifices made on rude altars to monstrous ancient gods best left unnamed; to the lush, full curves of her body, as devoid of straight lines or right angles as the geometry of some lost alien city glimpsed in a nightmare.”
**And in the category of Animals You Didn’t Know Exist we have…
Its Deermageddon! **
An unique hybrid of deer and the apocalypse.
** Phrases that sound “dirty” but aren’t…
dude on unicycle**
Wanna share a bicycle built for two? I’ll pedal, if ya know what I mean…
**And in the category of Animals You Didn’t Know Exist we have…
Deermageddon!**
That’s a weird name for an animal.
ETA: how did miss a post from an hour ago?
New Puppy Passed Away - Feeling Very Down
Need a refreshed vagina? Steam it! - Video
Maybe she’d just appreciate a sympathy card.
Thai Ladyboys Invade Copenhagen
Well… now that’s a street fight!
Militant Thai ladyboys vs. Danish soccer hooligans… hand me the popcorn, this will be awesome.
** Do you eat in dreams?
Has anybody ever owned/operated a mobile food van?**
So, could you park outside my bedroom window in case I get the munchies while having a nightmare about Obamacare?