**What unexplained things have happened in your house/apartment?
I got promoted! **
**Life Lessons: What have you learned that you wish you knew when you were younger?
Let’s talk about socks.
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When you’re pairing socks, just remember that from six feet up, most people can’t really tell if two dark socks match.
I can’t believe how much of my life I’ve spent looking for the EXACT other match.
** Perhaps A Stupid Question For Women…
How much is your monthly cell phone bill?**
It’s not a stupid question, if you don’t mind sleeping on the couch.
**What unexplained things have happened in your house/apartment?
I got promoted!
**
I guess you work at home.
** Help! What to talk about to someone dying of cancer?
Do you believe in ghosts?**
I can see this one backfiring big time.
**The word ‘fag’ = cigarette… Still in use?
English words foreigners often get confused **
Make sure of which side of the ocean you’re on before you start throwing that word around.
** Does anyone else not care at all about clothes and shoes?
Perhaps A Stupid Question For Women…**
Yes, it is.
13-year-old wanting a nose ring
Deal breakers in relationships
The fact that she’s 13 should have been a deal breaker in the first place.
**Congrats! You’ve Won 1,500,000 GBP!!!
What Is Attractive To Females **
**Friends with Benefits – WTF?
Deal breakers in relationships **
Where Is The Best Desert?
Sleepy Hollow
Huh. Who’da thought?
It’s a dirty job but somebody has to do it MMP
NJ Gov. Christie drops opposition to same sex marriage
Dropped something in the toilet just as it was flushing
Out Magazine’s 2013 list of the 50 most powerful gay people in the US
So dropping opposition to gay marriage in the toilet is a dirty job but makes you powerful?
** Dropped something in the toilet just as it was flusbing
It’s a dirty job but somebody has to do it MMP**
**Thinking about moving to Nevada
What to do with my van? **
Have you thought about using it to move your stuff to Nevada?
What unexplained things have happened in your house/apartment?
New mystery cat
What creative work of your own are you most proud of?
**RickRoll-The Next Generation **
You should be ashamed of yourself!
** Apps you really, really want, but don’t exist
Girl you can never have**
Anyone want to make an app that will make me a girlfriend?
** Phrases that sound “dirty” but aren’t…
Literally now literally means figuratively**
You…you PERVERT!!!
**An open letter to the public about my noisy kids
Gypsies taking children. A old bogeyman brought back to life. **
Keep 'em quiet or they’re off to the Roma.
** Are a person’s farts unique enough and consistent over time for ID by a dog or instrument?
Question regarding the Anglo-Saxon invasion of Britain**
“Dog say many Frisians over next hill! Or Bob had too many helpings of bean casserole again.”