** Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30.
Back to school for engineering
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Are there any bachelor tricks for cooking and cleaning
A .22LR pistol for self defense
Because you’ll need it once you see what’s been growing in the fridge.
**What’s out there that it didn’t occur to you even existed?
Sleeptexting- a new plague**
True that.
**Why did the people not overthrow Stalin?
Ask the pacifist **
That pretty much covers it.
** Where are all the non-slutty Halloween Costumes?
Strapless wedding dresses-- yea or nay? **
Dunno about “non-slutty” - but if you show up at my door in that kind of “Bride of Frankenstein” outfit, I may give you all my candy corn.
** The debt ceiling is idiotic. What would be better?
I’m sorry, but I still think I’m God**
Cripes, won’t Ted Cruz ever shut up?
** Where are all the non-slutty Halloween Costumes?
“This is your captain speaking: AAAARGH!”**
I don’t care if it’s Halloween, I don’t want my pilot dressing up as a pirate.
**What forms of torture do not leave any physical marks or evidence?
Design a better human **
Maybe make it more durable.
It’s rare to see Pit threads show up here!
**So MADD have given up even pretending to care about stopping drunk driving
School Officials Punish Student For Driving Drunk Friend Home
**
I guess MADD has staged a takeover of the school board!
Goals of anarchism
Removing oil stains from pavers
Anarchism just isn’t what it used to be.
** We finally know who is responsible for the fiscal problems
Bonomo Turkish Taffy - Am I (again) the Last to Know?
**
Wow - I knew it rotted your teeth, I didn’t know it rotted the whole economy!!:eek:
**Retired Dopers: What aspects of retired life surprised you?
Friends with Benefits – WTF? **
How many foreign leaders can you name?
Pityriasis Rosea
She’s president of Indonesia, right? Or is that Lichen Planus? I get confused.
Leafy greens: Merits and demerits
What’s with the nasty-ass food old people eat?
Don’t get me started on fruit. Those old farts are peeling and eating it all the time. :eek:
Perhaps A Stupid Question For Women…
I need manly help sourcing some items
You’re right, that is stupid. Ask some men instead.
**What unexplained things have happened in your house/apartment?
Woman disappears from hospital; found dead there two weeks later **
**Go to prison in Manhattan?
Is Life A Dream? **
**Ask the pacifist **
Does anyone else fake an accent regularly?
It’s not the first thing I’d ask, but okay, DO you fake an accent regularly?
Flying-related question: what is a “negative-G approach”?
"This is your captain speaking: AAAARGH!"
Yeah, if you have to do a negative-g approach, it’s usually accompanied by screaming.
I’m a professional nit-picker, but …
I got promoted!
Now I’m a professional scab-picker!