**I like clichés.
Some things aren’t forgivable. **
** Help me get rid of this earworm!
The Harry Chapin Appreciation Thread**
And after that, you can get a shot of Ebola virus to take your mind off your influenza.
**Emotional Lines from the Space Program
I like clichés. **
“My God! It’s full of stars!”
**what do the Republicans have to negotiate with?
the concept of faith
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** Two great things together at last: toilet-themed restaurant
The Creepy People
**
The owners, or the clients? or both?
What is “Original Sin”?
Paedophilia
Nothing original about that, I fear.
** What must a priest perform?
Your Latin expertise is needed once again **
That’s what you get for reading comic books all through seminary.
** Dog coughing
Deal breakers in relationships**
“Honey, let’s talk about us.” urf urf urf “What?” urf urf urf “SHADDUP!!!”
**Shoddy workmanship from around the world.
Some things aren’t forgivable. **
I love her, but that crappy repair work on the wall is a deal breaker.
** When it comes to talks about attractive men, what nationalities commonly get brought up?
Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30.**
OK, we’ll cross you off the list.
** Strapless wedding dresses-- yea or nay?
A .22LR pistol for self defense **
“Say, that’s a really tacky dress.” BLAM
Yes, a woman needs to accessorize properly for her big day.
**I don’t care about anyone anymore
Anything to do with a dead iMac? **
Yes. It broke my spirit. I can’t get over it.
Well, that was a little stressful
Think this could be bad
Hopefully an easy week MMP
There’s always hope.
** Strapless wedding dresses-- yea or nay?
Kanicbird reading the Quran **
That’s going to be one bang-up ceremony.
What would cow racism be like?
Steak cooking suggestions?
Any cut you like, just make sure it’s a Holstein.
Gave a phone scammer a frustrating time this morning
**I quit my job today. **
By any chance, did someone give you a frustrating time?
** Stupid liberal idea of the day
Goddammit holy shit a jalapeño burned my dick**
But Harry Reid said it was a good idea…
** Why do shark attacks prompt panic?
is this a scam**
“We’ll send them screaming out of the water, and in all the confusion the crabs can scuttle off with their wallets.”
**God is such a kidder…
My kid is autistic. **
Help me understand my electrical panel
What if the US Gov’t doesn’t fix it by tomorrow?