Who’s my cute wittle Alien face-hugger?
You are! Yes, you are!
Your comment made me laugh. 
** Your credit card was declined. How do you react?
The bear chase hypothetical**
“Since you won’t take my credit card, do you think you can outrun my pet grizzly bear? Hypothetically speaking, of course.” :dubious:
** Do people actually laugh in life-threatening situations?
New Fridge won’t support magnets**
Ha! Ha! Ha!
What are the rules of the MMP?
Pro god, pro life, pro guns
Cooper the Portugese Water dog’s tails
The NYC biker gang beat down
Now that’s one badass dog.
**Bejeweled human skeletons galore!
How do people not understand wanting to live in the country? **
Which country?!!
**The NYC biker gang beat down
How did/do you pass time in church? **
**Bands/singers/musical acts that should have been bigger
The Harry Chapin Appreciation Thread **
**Who here has had the most interesting life?
Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30
**Not very interesting
**Ask the pacifist
‘Pro god, pro life, pro guns’ **
Now that’s interesting
** How do people not understand wanting to live in the country?
‘Pro god, pro life, pro guns’**
Yes Virginia, there are stupid questions
What are the rules of the MMP?
As a regular Mumper, I guess I can say it is a silly question. 
**Why did you quit metal detecting?
slap in the face
**
Shouldn’t have dug up the hibernating robot, then.
**what could have killed my friend
Is it Safe to Have Sixpack Abs? Healthy? **
What does it feel like to have a heart attack?
I’m 23 - can I write a Last Will?
First things first, let’s get that heart checked out!
Who’s quieter? A ninja or a US Navy SEAL?
The Creepy People
They both creep pretty well.
** My Cat just ate some waxed paper. Quick answers needed.
Is there a name for this fallacy?**
It’s the Feline Foreign Body Fallacy. “If I eat something bad, they’ll fuss over me and I’ll get extra treats!”*
*in Labrador retrievers, it’s “Eat what you find. It’s filling, and at worst you’ll probably barf, and you can eat that too.”
**How do you get the most out of selling on eBay?
Goals of anarchism **
Well, I guess selling on eBay is a bit nontraditional…
**Gentlemen of the SDMB - do you use a penis beaker?
Seeking Indoor Water Fountain With Quiet Pump **
Why go halfway when you can get the best?