Gentlemen of the SDMB - do you use a penis beaker?
Is this unreasonable?
Yes.
**Had angioplasty, need diet and other advice **
They could only eat ice cream
IANAD, but I don’t think this is the best possible advice.
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problem with my mother
Guys, how much did you spend on an engagement ring?
The ring’s the least of your problems.
Woman nearly cheats on her husband, stopping herself just in time. Should she fess up?
slap in the face
**What does it feel like to have a heart attack?
abdominal pain, profuse sweating, rapid heart rate **
Sequential bad medical advice.
Not to let reality intrude on sequential threads, but all those symptoms/signs can in fact be due to a heart attack (nausea and stomach pain/“heartburn” are recognized symptoms).
** Rock on the grave at jewish funerals?
Explain Jewish funeral customs to a non-Jew?**
It’s not just rock - be-bop and swing are OK too.
Does lysol kill mold?
Mold questions
Does Lysol kill it?
**The Creepy People
‘Pro god, pro life, pro guns’ **
Pro creepy
** What makes a gay icon?
Browning my meat **
No comment needed.
**Cause of death
Strange Typo **
Oops.
Grilled rats
I found what I want for Christmas…
Sure you wouldn’t rather have a fruitcake?
** Gentlemen of the SDMB - do you use a penis beaker?
Are women more likely to be dissatisfied in relationships?**
Yes, and I can’t imagine why.
Even better!
I shall change my comment to: Good sequential medical advice.
Also, whoever posted that second thread needs to see a doctor ASAP.
The peanut butter test for Alzheimer’s
Man gets penis stuck in toaster
If you try to make a pbj, but get your penis stuck in the toaster, you may be getting Alzheimer’s.
** ‘Pro god, pro life, pro guns’
The NYC biker gang beat down**
After they stomp you into the ground, they use both hands to point skyward. :eek:
**Common courtesies that apparently aren’t so common
Telling someone to kill themselves **
Even when it’s obvious that they’d be doing themselves and others a favor, that suggestion never seems to go down well. Go figure.
Ask the pacifist
Bejeweled human skeletons galore!
Q: "What kind of ‘pacifist’ has all those skeletons?!"
A: "They are very peaceful…now."
**Telling someone to kill themselves
Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30. **
Yeah, you might as well kill yourself.
** do you baby-talk your pets?
Is this unreasonable?**
Of course not, my little wootsie-squidlums.
Who’s quieter? A ninja or a US Navy Seal?
What’s out there that it didn’t occur to you even existed?
A SEAL/Ninja fight, outside my window.
<quiet>
<snipe>
<sneak>
<stealth>
<stab>
<sneak>
<quiet>
<snipe>
<stealth>
<stealth>
<stab>
**Baby Steps on the Road to Hell **
Man gets penis stuck in toaster
Next thing you know, he’ll get it stuck in the TV, then the air conditioner, and on and on.