Trouble sleeping
Exporting braiiinnnsss!
Can’t sleep, zombies will eat me.
New range - what is “Sabbath Mode” for?
Water slides that just dump you into deep water–good idea?
If they just dump you into deep water automatically, you can use them on the Sabbath.
**What post apocalyptic skills do you have?
Good jokes you’ve heard recently
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I guess we could use a few comedians after the apocalypse happens.
That pair came together again.
**Male orgasm without physical stimulation - possible TMI
Go to first new post Belgian unhappy with sex change results gets euthanasia on demand **
There’s a great snuff movie in that one!
**What have you accomplished today?
Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30. **
You have an odd meaning for the word “accomplishment”
Good jokes you’ve heard recently
Want Obamacare Care? Call 1-800-F1U-CKYO
Why is Magneto considered such a powerful mutant
Why did you quit metal detecting?
Do you trust teenage drivers?
Anyone have experience with Icelandair?
“Our trainee pilots have lots of video game experience!” Thanks, I’ve decided to walk.
** Get Money with this one trick from The Bible
Man gets penis stuck in toaster **
Someone get confused about the burning bush?
** Would you take a bullet for your SO?
If your spouse/S.O. suddenly pointed a gun at you, would you**
No.
**Man gets penis stuck in toaster **
**The Creepy People **
The Creepy Thread (Stories and Links Welcome)
Slowly, inexorably, this is turning into The Creepy Forum.
** Man gets penis stuck in toaster
An example of the efficiency of government (US Postal Service)**
I always wondered why they were yelling in the back room.
**What does it feel like to have a heart attack?
When do you call an ambulance? (don’t need answer just yet…). **
** And the winner of the 2013 Nobel Literature competition is …
“Real Life” Beavis and Butthead. Creepiest thing ever posted online? **
Well, the field was a bit thin this year.
** Man gets penis stuck in toaster
Library1900 is in the hospital**
Now what the hell do I put on this get-well card? “Hope you pop up real soon”?
**And the winner of the 2013 Nobel Literature competition is …
The Creepy People **
**problem with my mother
When do you call an ambulance? (don’t need answer just yet…). **
**What are you listening to now that you love?
Songs You Didn’t Know Had Lyrics **
**Baby Steps on the Road to Hell
Man gets Penis stuck in Toaster**
Admittedly, the penis / toaster thread really goes with anything!
**Do you have any pet theories that probably wouldn’t hold up under scientific scrutiny?
I’m a Mac user who feels like she’s done with the iPhone **