** Stockings and Garters: A survey of men
Hunters: Wear your safety harnesses!**
You can call them “safety harnesses”, but we’re not fooled.
**Who else has not yet transitioned to a smart phone?
My phone keeps freezing, I’m not sure why
**
'Cause it’s not smart.
Things you didn’t know were real until you were an adult
Thought the Hells Angels were gonna kick the shit outta me today…
But… but… I thought the Hells Angels were… fairytale creatures, like elves and goblins and dragons and lawyers! What am I doing in this hospital bed?
**This is WHY I love Amazon.com
USS Gerald R. Ford launches Saturday **
It’s a great deal, but you really need to watch out for the shipping costs.
**This could be fun…
Russian artist nails nut sack to ground in Red Square **
You have an interesting concept of “fun.”
** How to politely end a conversation with a stranger
noisy bluetooth speaker**
What? What? Sorry, can’t hear a damn thing you’re saying. Gotta go!
**What makes stuff look old?
Our 19th-Century Math and Science Curriculum **
** Russian artist nails nut sack to ground in Red Square
gwendee changed her relationship status to Widowed**
But she’ll have a terrific story to tell on christianmingle.com.
**Christmas is upon us, it seems.
The “War on Christmas 2013” has begun
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**Terrifying and amusing hand grenade fail
I hate it when long time dopers disappear.
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Cafe Society:
Hanukkah in popular culture
Why no roast pork in American delis?
Where’s the “Happy Orthodox Jewish Guy” smiley when you need it? 
Signs you may be in the ghetto…
I am drug free for 5 days.
:dubious:
** Oops. Looks like we were lied to about Obamacare after all.
Is blackface really offensive? **
No way I’m putting a caption on that one.
**Signs you may be in the ghetto…
I Just Got Laid Off!
What would I say?
I am drug free for 5 days. **
**Pit bull mix brings home human leg
Nail biting Dopers, gather 'round… **
You can bite on someone else’s toenails.
**Why is leather so expensive?
What cities have the most promiscuity girls? **
I am not going to ask.
** What are your minimum living conditions to be happy?
What cities have the most promiscuity girls?**
**Finally got a new job offer!
I Just Got Laid Off!**
“… it’s the cirrrrrrrrrrrrrcle of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife.”
**Do many Americans still hate the Japanese?
What if sex wasn’t so fun? **
Then we’d hate them a lot more.
Help with a Stalker?
Could a smaller, trained female realistically beat up a larger male?
Maybe, if you did some martial arts training. Personally, though, I’d go for a gun and some pepper spray.
More businesses you suspect of being fronts?
Do many Americans still hate the Japanese?
Maybe it’s not a front, but it still strikes me as stupid to name your restaurant the “Tora! Tora! Tora! Sushi Bar”.