**Why are Jewish people so disproportionately successful
Similiarities to Jesus - very misguided? **
Jesus was a Jew, and a really successful Messiah.
**Jam recipies – ingredients by weight
Soup!
Hot sauce
Save my cheese dip
**
That doesn’t sound very good at all.
Signs you may be in the ghetto…
Cataract surgery
…by a guy wheeling a street cart. :eek:
**We had health care sign-up yesterday at work. Here’s how it went.
Mayor Ford & the media**
Geez, that bad, ehh?
** I made a video! Come and see it! Yay!
The first robot suicide.**
Cruel, yet somehow hilarious.
The Lost Cow Tunnel of New York
This could be fun…
Until you meet the deadly albino tunnel cows of New York, whose fathers walked into the tunnels years ago, and never walked out again, while their eyes and mouths grew bigger and bigger in the darkness…
That story’s a lot of bull…
**The Pope and gay Priests
Death by being ‘corked’ **
** Guess what 60 Minutes decided to do last night? (Answer: Benghazi)
I pit people that just don’t listen. **
**What is the ugliest bodily injury you ever had?
What’s the worst mistake you ever made?
The Art of Cinnamon Toast **
The Deep-Fried Turkey Disaster is a close second.
**What do I need to setup a dual-band wifi range extender?
Mountains and gravity **
Nobody said it was going to be easy.
Oops. Looks like we were lied to about Obamacare after all.
Cannabis Extracts for the Primary Treatment of Cancer, Epilepsy, and More
Ah ha! So that’s Obama’s nefarious plan–Modern medicine will be replaced with marijuana. The whole “Obamacare” thing is just a ploy to turn us into a nation of potheads! (Probably all at the behest of Big Snacks.)
How do I get this dog to eat (and does it even matter)?
Who were the most competant Nazis?
“Ve haff vays of making you eat! Bring out ze gravy!!”
**Signs you may be in the ghetto…
Never again pay for french fries. Free forever! **
Hey, the ghetto sounds quite nice!
Symbols of National Pride
Toronto’s alleged crack-smoking mayor
:: sob ::
**I had a great idea for a new thread, but forgot it
How dumb can you get? **
I have a word for that: Dopeblanking.
Smallest thing that can kill you?
Should I be worried about my GF?
How small is she?
**I hate it when long time dopers disappear.
Soylent as a food alternative? Oh Hells No! **
Relax, have a glass of Uncle Beer. Or a nice bowl of Manhattan clam chowder. :eek:
**Gallbladder-safe foods
Chopped hard-boiled eggs in gravy
Hot Sauce
Your experiences with organ transplants? **
[sub]they were sequential, not quite in that order[/sub]