**I hate it when long time dopers disappear.
Google to remove satellite image of dead teen **
Ouch.
Am totally straight but…
I saw the Orion nebula last night!
Is that a euphemism?
All I know is I can see Uranus clearly tonight.
Sorry about that. I forgot to close the blinds.
Best bachelor dishes
Speak to me of salami
That was in that movie, wasn’t it? “Rear Window”?
**If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain
Computer-illeterate parents want a tablet. Help? **
Yeah, the “from 1950” wasn’t meant hypothetically.
**They found something suspicious in my wife’s mammogram
I saw the Orion nebula last night! **
Well, that’s what you get for going after the women with heavenly bodies.
Adult-teen interaction. It’s as bad as I think, isn’t it?
Rivers of blood, years of darkness - I mean the winter solstice
Damn, that is pretty bad.
What’s your greatest Thrift Store find?
I found a kitten!
Do nurses or doctors ever have to masturbate disabled or paralyzed people?
Is porn of the mentally handicapped illegal?
How much does it cost to lay cables?
The Post-Antibiotic Age?
When applying for a job, is the employer allowed to ask this
Aside from sex, what physical sensation makes you feel good?
Eww!
The snozzberries taste like WHAT?
Did anyone else think this was a particulary crappy year for fruit?
** Lying Whore to get a new title
Slut shaming
**
Aside from sex, what physical sensation makes you feel good?
Watch two old men dramatically re-enact a YouTube comment girl fight
** French Weather girl fufills promise to viewers if France qualified for the World Cup.
Wine Tasting is Bullshit: Film at 11**
Controversial, but I was hoping for something just a little spicier.
** Freakin’ cat
Am totally straight but…
Help us name our cat**
Hey, if the cat only answers to “Liberace”, I’m afraid you’re stuck with it.
** Special Names for Animal Meat
Freakin’ cat
**
**What’s your greatest Thrift Store find?
Some new kitchen gadgets **
Not really funny. But certainly possible.
I haven’t had sex in three years
Sit on Santa’s lap…