**What would you do if your mom did porn?
Experience with steroid shots for arthritic joints?
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She’s just not as limber as she used to be…
Okay – NOW these two are truly sequential.
**Eyeballs on Stalks or Prehensile Tail?
Would y’all like to be in my porn film? **
Rule 34 strikes again!
** What, if anything, should be done for those who couldn’t buy health care?
In which I agree with what the NRA says**
Wow, those ACA enforcement guys don’t mess around.
Giant Goat Erection
Christmas Cards for Doper Kids - 2013
The Tumescent Goat is a traditional Christmas character in… I don’t remember where. One of the -stans; or some part of Asia, I think. Could be Persia, because IIRC The Tumescent Goat was the adopted animal-brother of Melchior (one of the Magi), and was named Felchior. Sorry, I can’t recall the story this early in the morning.
Anyway, the cool thing about the Felchior the Tumescent Goat Christmas card is that it’s a pop-up.
** Eyeballs on Stalks or Prehensile Tail?
The Most Disgraceful Thing You’ve Ever Seen (Especially in Public)
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I’ve had enough of these PDEs (Public Displays of Eyestalks)!
** Are we doing a Secret Santa this year?
Post your list of things you will never again do
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**Eyeballs on Stalks or Prehensile Tail?
How do YOU keep your social security card intact?
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I use my armored shell, personally.
**Green Bean Casserole is…
The Mentalist’s new story arc (spoilers) **
Spoiler alert!
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He likes it!
** Which charities actually give clothes to the poor?
Pope Francis Sneaks Out of Vatican At Night, In Disguise, To Meet With Homeless Romans**
With an armload of gently used robes, no doubt.
** 14 year old daughter’s first date - what to say to the boy?
Why should spend, or not spend, $99 on 23andme?**
“Yeah kid, if you’re gonna father a bunch of sprogs with my daughter, your genetics better be up to snuff. Wait, where are you going?”
What completely normal situations get your goat?
Nuclear missle codes were set to super-secure "00000000"
**Poll: Eyeballs on Stalks or Prehensile Tail?
Thoughts on my idea for a tattoo
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I think Eyeballs on Stalks are WAY cooler.
Lotsa mileage out of that thread title.
**Did you know 90% of your personality is formed by the time you reach five years old?
Sample Math Problem from OECD International HS test
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So if it takes 5 years to create 90% of your personality, how long until 95% is created?
**Mexican porn: What’s up with the masks?
Female porn stars without makeup and with (SFW) - Kind of interesting
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If you wear a mask, you don’t have to bother with makeup.
** Thoughts on my idea for a tattoo
Little girls and princesses. A real menace or harmless fun?**
Sounds like fun, but your Hell’s Angels chapter isn’t going to get much respect.
**Poll: Would y’all like to be in my porn film?
Conceived from porn?
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three lines later:
**What would you do if your mom did porn?
Suggestions for what to do in Vienna?**
Porn!
** Ideas for a holiday party for a very small office?
Another Colonoscopy Thread
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**What’s a meat to eat if your poor
Richard Simmons **
And it’s low-fat!
** How much food does it to get massively obese?
Has anyone been to an adult fat camp?
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