The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads

**Green Bean Casserole is…
The Future of TV Commercials **

GBC will be used to sell EVERYTHING!

**Eyeballs on Stalks or Prehensile Tail?

Why do some people (especially, it seems, men) hate cats?
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with our cats, it’s the Eyeballs on Stalks, definitely.

**What completely normal situations get your goat?

Holding a dog on a leash with people around you

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** The most disgusting non-food thing you or your child have eaten
Post your list of things you will never again do**

Well, I don’t plan to take the family out to Sven’s All-You-Can-Eat Lutefisk Buffet again any time soon.

Animals are hard.
Giant Goat Erection

Neither of which are what you would expect.

** Would y’all like to be in my porn film?
Eyeballs on Stalks or Prehensile Tail? **

So it’s some kind of freaky Japanese Tentacle movie? Count me in!!

**Has anyone been to an adult fat camp?
Would y’all like to be in my porn film? **

** Poll: Eyeballs on Stalks or Prehensile Tail?
Ever pass on someone hot for a completely petty reason?**

The prehensile tail was a turn-on, but I felt like she was always staring at me…

** What do I want to do in Key West?**
Dishwasher help needed

That could work out if you fall short of cash, I guess.

**Today I royally fucked up at work. Commiserate with me.

Job hunting in the information age - ugh!

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**Some particle physics news

What business as usual looks like on Wall Street
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“In the Market, Quarks are Down 1/3…”

Another Colonoscopy Thread
Share your Christmas traditions!

Well, we usually all go in for laser hair removal.

**People eating Tide pods

The most disgusting non-food thing you or your child have eaten

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You just knew these two were going to end up being sequential.

** So another girl turned me down after I asked her out. Wanna help me get over it?
Memorial Bricks **

You could buy one inscribed “In memory of my sex life”, if that makes you feel better. :dubious:

** Bands that booted an original member before hitting it big.

My band’s album made it to #2 on the Itunes Reggae Charts!!!

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Who did you have to boot?

Giant Goat Erection
Today I royally fucked up at work. Commiserate with me.

Doncha hate that? You’re giving a presentation in front of a packed conference room. Company brass watching. And then… sprongggggggg! :eek: :o

**Ever pass on someone hot for a completely petty reason?
Giant Goat Erection **

If that’s petty, I’d hate to see a good reason.

Cannibal sandwiches
Do you find this youtube video scary, creepy, or disturbing?

Yes! :eek:

Ever been kicked off a forum? Why?
Animals are hard
Giant Goat Erection

Sex with sheep is fun… You know, too many posts like that.

Your dog gets attacked by another dog at a dog park. What are your legal remedies?
Cannibal sandwiches

My name is Siam Sam, and I approve this remedy.