Cannibal sandwiches
Buying meat from the “day old” bin at the grocery-creepy?
Yes. I use freshly killed only. Preferably from underage virgins, they’re more tender.
Was it really better “Back in the day?”
Ever get “the strap” in school
I’ll take that as a “no”.
**What completely normal situations get your goat?
Uranus makes me uncomfortable **
*insert “your anus” joke here
** Your favorite final words
Goin’ to Jamaica mon - what to do?**
We miss you, Bob.
** Ever pass on someone hot for a completely petty reason?
Multi-colored or White Christmas lights?**
Yeah, if you want me to be your back door man, you better live in the House of Blue Lights.
**It’s going to be -49C/-56F with the windchill tomorrow.
I’m sick of this Global Warming! **
How about Global Cooling? How’s that working for you?
Oh GOD no!! GummY bears!
Uranus makes me uncomfortable
Separated by two, but worth the mention.
Uranus makes me uncomfortable
It’s so cold my bedroom window broke
Now, that’s a cold-ass bitch!
** How warm is an electric blanket supposed to be?
A New Ice Age - How Fast?**
This week according to the Weather Channel - so better dial that sucker up to 11.
** Anyone Been Accused By A Doctor of Being Difficult
What do you want done with your body when you die?**
Well, first I want a second opinion. Make that two second opinions. I heard on the Internet that unless a doctor pronounces at least 100 people dead a year, they’re not very good at it. And do you offer free delivery to the cemetery? Are there coupons for half off on embalming? Whaddaya mean I’m difficult?
Funny Christmas pet stories?
Man commits suicide after girlfriend insists on more shopping
No, you can’t have that doggie in the window!
GAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Never mind. I’ll put in in the new thread.
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