** I saw the Dalai Lama yesterday
Any advice to someone moving to Fairfax, Virginia?**
This is sort of like asking Vladimir Putin for his favorite barbecue recipe.
**Do you agree with Reagan about aliens?
Hitler’s Alternate Universe
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** Touring China: Advice please?
Verbal Fluency**
Makes sense to me.
** I’m looking for an iced-coffee maker
What happens when I reach the edge of the universe?**
Well, any coffee you make out there is bound to be iced. The hard part is finding a really really long extension cord.
Why Don’t Pentacostal Snake Handlers Get Bitten More Often?
Cowboy sidearms: What’s the intended target?
“Shoot, that rattler’s got ahold of Clem!” KA-BLAMM “Durn. Sorry, Clem.” 
Odd Things You’ve Learned Recently
**What happens when I reach the edge of the universe? **
You fall off.
Separated by one:
** Spinoff of the “people dropping in unannounced” thread
I have the opportunity to stop over in Iceland for 1 day or 2 days. Is it worth it?
**
Announce it, first
**The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads
It’s unfortunate that I had to burn my house down **
…but it was based on sequential threads and had to go.
**Thought experiment: We’ve built an interstellar probe. . .
What happens when I reach the edge of the universe?
**
**Ask the conspiracy theorist
What color is my shirt? **
Well, the Illuminati want you to think it’s green, but really it’s more of a cyan (blue-green) color. The important thing is that it’s not really 100% cotton–it’s made of advanced petrochemical polymers, which benefits Big Oil; it’s just labelled as being 100% cotton–and furthermore, per secret Executive Order #127042, the fibers in your shirt incorporate advanced nanotechnology allowing the NSA to track your every movement and hear and see everything you or anyone around you say and do.
** How to learn to be more confident around friends and girls?
Why have one body when you can have five?**
I struck out with the first 4 bodies, but I know they’ll think #5 is hot!
Nightclub girls on Facebook - What exactly do they do?
Have you twerked?
Do you spank?
We are not going to be doing any interstellar space travel
I haz a booboo!
The space program hits another unexpected snag.
Who used poison gas in Syria?
Human brainoids in a dish.
Damned mad scientists let their experiments escape again.
**
Help Me Name My Legion of Doom
I may need to file a lawsuit…**
NOOOOOO!! :eek:
** How will humanity end?
Human brainoids in a dish. **
**Do you spank?
How long have you been using the internet?
**
I do. Ever since I’ve been using the internet.
** How will humanity end?
Teleportation would destroy the world
**
Had my physical today. . .
We are not going to be doing any interstellar space travel
Yeah, those pre-flight physicals are pretty stringent.
**Do you spank?
Stupidest way you have injured yourself
**
One in a million, doc!
**Reverse SETI question: If You Could Send A Message…?
How will humanity end? **
Humanity: “ha ha were number one GO EARTH!!! ALEINS DROOL HUMANNS RULE !!! WHOOOO!!!”
And then they nuke us from orbit.