**A message to all atheists, unbelievers, and lukewarm christians
“Gender identity” is mental illness **
So says the fundie Christian
**Good jokes you’ve heard recently
Pregnancy tests at the 99 Cents Store . . .
107 year old killed by SWAT team **
Well, I’m laughing…
**Are cat owners masochists? Are you currently suffering from an injury from a cat?
I am considering declawing my cat
I hate her so much
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**How to become a stuntman?
People dropping in unannounced
**
So, I was eating dinner when there was this crash above and Bob came right through my roof! I think he should become a stuntman!
**Why didn’t Germany use chemical weapons?
Syrian retaliation?
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** A question of [extraterrestrial] life.
Whaddya get when you cross a St Bernard with a Chihuahua?**
**Alaska Question
Do people actually wear grass skirts in Hawaii (or anywhere in Polynesia)? **
Yet more evidence of Americans’ shocking ignorance of geography.
Getting to know you Q&A
Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking?
Huh. OK, then, so… Damn it, I guess I need to come up with more questions for this thing.
A story in four sequential threads:
** the concept of faith
A message to all atheists, unbelievers, and lukewarm christians
Proselytizing.
Convince me I should believe in your god
**
Recently widowed: what do I gotta do?
Cleaning 101
Then cooking 101 and laundry 101.
(I’m sorry.)
Hell. Officially scared out of me.
I saw the Dalai Lama yesterday
Weirdest phobia ever.
**Why do African Americans support the Democrats- the party of slavery?
Proselytizing. **
knock knock
“Hello, brother! May I have a few minutes of your time to share with you the Good News about the Democratic Party?”
107 year old killed by SWAT team
Zimmerman makes the news again.
Headlines from the year 2090!
**Odd Things You’ve Learned Recently
Batman and Captain America rescue cat!
**
I didn’t think they could do that. I mean, they’re in different universes, and everything.
Must’ve been an Amalgam Comics special issue, or something.
** Stupidest way you have injured yourself
People dropping in unannounced **
It’s an open house not a drive-through, you moron!
Dead oven
Cremating a pet via the vet
Good idea. Kitchen ovens don’t really get hot enough anyway.
The NYC mayoral race 2013
Now I want a sandwich or fifty
Sure you wouldn’t like a cheap Weiner?
A nice young man just told me…
Pregnancy tests at the 99 Cents store…
Not only that, he’ll help you try them out.
** Ask a GenderQueer Person
How do you define a person’s looks on the 1-10 scale**
Is “by gender” on the scale?
Movies suddenly no one likes
I don’t like Greek yogurt.
But it got great reviews!
The downside is that you have to make new plans for dinner.
** How do you deal with finding yourself stranded at night with no money
“How long is forever?”
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As long as a night with no money.
**Well this truely sucks
It’s unfortunate that I had to burn my house down**