**Raising the Costa Concordia
Public masturbation ruled legal in Sweden **
Hm, that’s a euphemism I hadn’t heard before. “Talk about awkward–I’m at this bus stop in Stockholm, ‘raising the Costa Concordia’, when my old grammar school teacher walks by!”
How do I sell some stock?
Id this snake?
In our new captcha program, we won’t let you sell this stock online until you’ve identified the Linnean name of all of these snakes!
**Five bodies found in two cars in a lake.
The orb weavers are out in force **
So much for using webs.
Bonus sequential: Both threads were started by Johnny L.A.
Public masturbation ruled legal in Sweden
Holy shit a cop got charged for shooting someone!
Would’ve been better the other way around.
**Do you have an obligation to the human species?
Personal Eugenics in Spouse Selection **
Choose wisely. We’re counting on you.
**Good and failed catch phrases from TV series **
**The orb weavers are out in force **
Yeah, some phrases just didn’t make it.
Best live albums
Hitler’s Alternate Universe
The studio version of Alternate Universe exhibited the usual mediocre talent, but played live - that guy knew how to put on a show for the masses!!
[sub]too soon?[/sub]
**Five bodies found in two cars in a lake.
Looking for a vintage Chevy? Here’s your chance. **
Sickest. Sequential. Thread. Ever.
**Gun Grabbers
Gack…
**
Don’t you mean “yoink”?
Best concept albums - nomination thread
"The Clowney Clusterfuck"
A wonderful concept album by ICP.
**I just submitted my Masters thesis
SDMB Ongoing Depression Support Thread
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** SDMB Ongoing Depression Support Thread
How can I get over the fear of growing old and dying?
Good jokes you’ve heard recently
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Sequential Threads, the “what I saw on my vacation” edition:
**On The Road Again - Our Journey Through The West Coast of the USA
Boobies swelling in California **
**Could a smaller, trained female realistically beat up a larger male?
Is this a tacky first date? **
**Did your parents set you up for a harmless rebellion? **
**Somebody called me from a psychiatric instutition saying she’s held against her will. **
Not so harmless NOW, ehh?
**How will humanity end?
Climate change and overpopulation. **
Asked and answered.
**Fuck Tom DeLay and Corrupt Texan “Justice”
Just fuck you, Tom Delay **
We heard you the first time.
**Yikes! The furniture moved! What would you do?
Have you twerked?
Took Ambien and it didn’t work
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If haking your butt at it and taking sleep drugs doesn’t do anything, I can’t help you.
What’s worse than not being able to find your keys in the morning?
Five bodies found in two cars in a lake.
Not gonna argue with that.
My teeth are rotting out of my mouth
What Is Attractive To Females
** A headline you would never see about the US:
Strap a Go Pro video camera to an eagle? OK sure!**
Actually, I have a hard time envisioning that headline anywhere else.