…but it’s that “time of the month” what do you say?!
Lol, thanks.
I would tell him what’s going on. Maybe I wouldn’t use really graphic terms, but I might say something like, “You really don’t want to mess around down there right now.” If he asks why, I’d tell him that I was on my period.
Simple and straightforward, without gratuitous grossness.
“Dude, ketchup time!”
Trouble is, it is a known excuse - he might not believe you - I probably wouldn’t
- if he is decent, he’ll pretend to believe you
Why do you keep dating women who lie to you?
If I was really into him, I’d probably say something like, “It’s a bit messy down there right now, but that doesn’t mean we can’t get creative!” and then I’d pleasure him orally.
Thing is, I’m okay with sex during my period (just throw down a towel and leave the lube in the drawer), but I know not all men are, so that sort of puts the ball in their court. Many women, me included, are actually hornier and orgasm more easily during our periods (and orgasms can help to relieve menstrual cramping), it’s just a little messy.
When did you stop beating your wife ?
I’m not married. Your turn.
Wow.
That’s quite a progression from first base to…?
Not to hijack, but could we get a quick-reference guide of how the bases are defined.
As I understand it:
First base = Kissing and not much more.
2nd base = Groping, possibly above and below the equator but with clothes on.
3rd base = Gettin nekkid. Oral perhaps and full-contact petting.
Home plate = Insert snappy euphemism for going all the way.
The baseball analogy allows plenty of universally understood extensions such as hitting a homer on the first at-bat, getting thrown out trying to go to second, diving head-first into third, etc.
So in my estimation, a trip that rounds first and heads into second ought not to pose a problem if one of the members is not swinging for the fences anyway for non-game related reasons.
But as previously stated, plenty of guys see this as not being cause for issuing a delay and that the game should resume as previously scheduled.
Well, under those definitions, I see no need to stop before 2nd - surely it’s just not an issue. We have different bases where I come from:
Kissing undefined.
1st base = groping, clothes on
2nd base = dry humping, clothes on; groping, under clothes
3rd base = groping, clothes off; oral
home run = vaginal or anal intercourse OR “all the way” as determined by the couple. I won’t be the one to suggest lesbians never run home.
I wasn’t meaning to imply that I’ll always have sex (or oral sex) with a guy wanting to go “further than 1st”, but simply stating that for me, bases are moot 'cause I don’t care what going on while Aunt Flo is visiting, but I understand that lots of guys are acutely aware of her presence and I think it’s only fair to warn them before potential contact.
In reality, I find dry humping and groping under clothes tiresome, and I proceed to oral a lot faster than I did when I was younger and worried about being branded a slut.
Guy. Just made sure to throw a towel down first.
Also, afterwords the two of you can shower together, which is often a plus.
Just say “I’ve got my period.” It’s up to him to decide how squeamish he is about what activity under the circumstances.
Cheers guys, I can just imagine that when I say it, it’s a TOTAL mood killer LOL.
I’m not squeamish about sex during my period either as long as the guy isn’t, but given the wording I’m assuming first time past first base. Even though I’m fine with period sex in a relationship, I’m not for the first time with a new guy. Not the first impression I’m going for. I’d just keep things from going further than making out and let the suspense build until next time. Maybe I’d say something like “I’m on my period,” but really I don’t need a reason not to hop into bed.
On period sex in general, if my guy’s willing but not really comfortable with it I won’t do it just for me though. My ex wasn’t really into it and I didn’t mind just taking a sex break for a few days. Sometimes he’d get oral, but a few days without sex isn’t much of a big deal. Of course some guys are much too squeamish about vaginas in general and need to get over (never understood, how could they be so into something and scared of it at the same time?).
Just so we’re all on the same base, as it were. (Sorta NSFW)
All your base are belong to us 
So that would be…“Where’s the pine tar, honey? It’s time to bring in the relief pitcher!”
Why am I hearing the lyrics to “Paradise by the Dashboard Light”?
Never killed my mood. It’s a natural process.
Well, assuming that he and I had been there before, I would suggest that he grab a towel.
If it was our first time together, I might actually avoid the situation all together until a day or two later.