The Hags of the Straight Dope

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Dude, you’re sideways.

So, what up GB? Do I pop a CH or an OH into my clever new sig?

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That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me!!! :smiley:

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Erg! So much paperwork…

ChrisCTP–Put an OH into that sig!

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…still hopefully awaiting official membership…

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Do we get discount trips? Early bird movie specials?

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zyada wrote:

No, too common - I need something with pizzaz!

Michi wrote:

Oh, darling, if you only usually wear scrubs then you definitely need my help. And with stats like that - wow! We could knock some of these dweebie boys off their butts! :smiley:

TopazAntares wrote:

That’s my girl! Besides, notice I said sensible heels - I don’t believe you need to suffer for beauty. :wink:

Talkinsquirrel wrote:

Careful, 'cause based on that picture, I might just take you up on that. :wink:

Esprix

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coughbumpcough I can’t let this thread die till I get my membership can I? :slight_smile:

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coughbumpcough I can’t let this thread die till I get my membership can I? :slight_smile:

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Esprix…since I’m the spokesmodel…I think I need a new look as well. I’m 5’6… size 7… long blonde hair and blue eyes…
Work your magic…

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Jess, if you need a new look, then I’m beyond help.

5’3
size 16/18
short, shaggy hair (currently red)
green eyes
pale, not pasty, skin
fingernails bitten down…way down

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Just wanted to bump this old one before the big cleaning day.

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Good move, Diane.

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Whoa… this is back up here grins Cool. dances around in her dress and heels that Esprix gave her as she is a Sexy Hag

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before it’s too late, I’d like to submit my application for big scary ass blonde hag

I’m particularly pleased with how mentally unbalanced I look. Thank you for your consideration.

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Scary Busty Redhead applying for membership in this exclusive club…email sent.