I think I am going to change my UserName to “The Forgotten”.
Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me! I know I don’t participate very much on the board, but I’d love to be a Hag! Please? This is me. I am the one in the middle in the second shot.
http://www.sugar-beast.com/me.htm
Thank you for your consideration.
<gulp>
I think I submitted my picture to Green Bean yesterday, and I am awaiting acceptance.
Long live the Hags!!!
Yowza! This group is cohesing like snot on the upper lip. (I’ve been practicing metaphors – like that one?)
I’ll send a pic as soon as I get a camera that works. I do have some Seattle photos on disk, but the only one of me was taken at the zoo, and my sweet little face is sticking out of a butterfly cutout. Won’t do at all. Looks like I’m auditioning for a part in a low-budget version of The Fly III.
I do hope that the HHH (Head Honcho Hag) allows me to serve in that capacity. I’ll be a willing and able assistant. I’ll work the long grooling hours of rubbing, stroking, kneading the Hag’s various body parts.
Being an unmarried type of guy, I can step up in those delicate situations where you are unable to perform. Wait, that didn’t come out right. Let’s make that, when conflicts of interest prevent you from giving the attention to detail that is required for the situation at hand. Yeah, that’s better.
That’s the kind of sacrifice I am willing to do for the Haggle of Hags.
Jim
:o :o I am married also, RTF. Ummmmm. That’s what I meant, what you said, yeah, that’s it. :o 
How about my arms and legs? Would that be acceptable? 
What can I say? At least he’s coming home on Thurs! 
Even if it is only for 2 weeks.
Nacho4Sara: Believe me, I’d gladly accept your proposal, but I have a shameful confession to make… um, I don’t know who Etta James is, and only the vaguest idea of Billie Holliday. No, I don’t get out much. It’s too bad, really–I always have liked nachos; especially the crisp, salty kind…
phouka: Sigh… unfortunately, I’m stuck in the middle of the unending flatness of Illinois, or I’d be more than happy to take you up on that offer. Still, don’t think I don’t appreciate the thought–in this thread alone, I’ve gotten two more offers from women than I have in the last five years IRL. Take my word for it–I appreciate it!
–Calredic
Well, shit. I got voted “Ms. Congeniality” and “Most Patient with Newbies” in the recent TMHP awards… how the hell am I supposed to qualify as a hag? Does it count that I spend 99 percent of my spare time on this board and the 3FMB? How 'bout the fact that I’ve met somewhere in the neighborhood of 35 regs? Or that my room at the Renaissance was “Headquarters” for the Spiffled Dopefest? Or that I have an extensive SD photo album on my homepage? Ooh! I have an “in”! TVeblen is a close, personal friend of mine. It’s true. Even her dog adores me.
:::searching memory banks for public forays into hagdom:::
I was the first person ever to respond to Phaedrus.
I was vile with Mark Serlin and MikeyLikesIT.
Ahh, jeez. It’s almost my one-year board anniversary fercryinoutloud, it’s gotta count for something. Right?
Coinkidinkilly, it entered my mind today that Chris had not been given her proper Hag status. I’ll vouch for her. She would make a marvelous Hag!
:::knocking on UncleBeer’s door:::
Hey! Open up! Listen, I know you’ve got elelle in there, but I can guarantee she won’t mind if you let me in.
I brought artichokes!
Artichokes? Yuck! Leave those nasty things outside and come on in. Or better yet, bring them in, I’ve can use them to scrub the dogshit off the bottom of my shoe.
Oh elelle, are you decent? We have company.
Relax, pb, I know you’re married…I just had to ‘misunderstand’ you to see what
sort of reaction I’d get. 
Besides, it fit in with the rest of the post!
JimB: that post was a hoot - I’ve been trying to compose a witty response,
but I’ve been laughing too hard!
Ok ladies as a founding member of the Hags (I love that stitch and bitch, Sue) it is quite evident that I, as also the number one bitch on concrete’s list of bastards to beware of, and also don’t forget I’m arrogant, need to whip you ladies in shape.
Running through the thread, it seems you are letting the gents off way too easy. This will be submitted as the first agenda item to our Great One Green Bean at the first meeting. Bring your torches, we don’t furnish them.
Ummm, being a Hag, I’m ALWAYS decent, ecstatic, and decscending into ascendency.
Open the door, UncaB, to Cristi & all other Hags who wanna join in!
Sexxy Peep Hag, toss those artychokes in the jacuzzi, they’ll be tongue worthy bout right shortly.
I’m a little bleery, what to do with that swing over the jacuzzi?
Madame Supreme Hag, care to join? I don’t wanna violate any of the rules of true hagitude…
Oh, but I disagree, esteemed ultress FM! From the thread it may seem that I am being too easy on them…Much goes on behind the scenes, grasshopper.
[whisper] Higher JimB, Higher! Yeeeeahhh! [/whisper]
Well, my Hags, I am back from my long long day. I am pleased to see that this little thread is growing up to be big and strong! I am reviewing the latest batch of applications and other business at hand. I just wanted to drop by and say howdy…I didn’t want you all to think I had forgotten about you!
See ya later, Hag-igators!
Oh, Calredic…it’s ok. I’ll forgive you since we are both English majors. And I am crisp and salty, too! I’ll just give you Etta and Billie CDs as a wedding gift!
when ya coming to visit me in Baltimore, sweetie?
Love Sarah, one VERY beautiful hag!
PS I don’t know what’s come over me! Why am I flirting shamelessly…must be this hag gig.
PPS Can I be the resident flirt? Pretty please?
Any speaking assignments?.. Spokesmodel here…at your service!
elelle OH, Hags hang out with whoever the heck they want!
Oh jeez! I meant that “they hang out with whoever the heck they want to hang out with” :o
::steels herself for the onslaught::