For those wondering, you can see the truth of NA’s posting habits in Great Debates:
Mormonism (see page 2 and 3):
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000548.html
The Tobin Tax:
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001045.html
Flashing Headlights:
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001120.html
There are some other threads, but these are the most recent.
Glitch-
My lifes mission will be to find you, I swear it.
You my friend (sarcasm noted)have earned my affections and attention.
-N
As already noted Newton, you aren’t dealing with somebody ignorant of violent criminals. I am, by any definition, a self defense and violent crime expert. So, please don’t try your threats against me. I have already checked my reference material. Your threats are empty air. You are incapable of acting on them. Have you heard of profiling? It is quite accurate at picking up some generalities about people, and your profile is of somebody with a lot of hot air, but no real threat.
To be on the safe side, I sent some of your letters to a former student who works in law enforcement (police detective). He replied this morning that he agrees with my assesment. You are no threat.
Yo Newt -
You wanna stay in MPSIMS from now on, fine. But QUIT WHINING, for the love of God. Sheesh. Glitch and David B did NOTHING to you. Let it go.
Oh, and if you make any more comments about women who don’t agree with you being bitches and on a NOW crusade, you’ll get treated the SAME way here. I guarantee it.
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
Name: Keith
Gender: male
Age: 36
Marial/SO status: single
Education: College
Location: Saskatchewan
Sex pref: straight
Addiction: Caffeine
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
Newton’s Apple/Formerposter/whatever name that person is now using is hereby not allowed to read this post.
Name: Bucky or Mitchell
Sex: Male
Pref: Straight (see also my Edwardian House Party!)
Ed: A couple of master’s
Job: I don’t have a job. I teach, and it beats the hell out of working! I also run a theatre company, but make about
3 cents an hour doing it.
Locale: Twin Cities, MN
Age: 37, bday of St. Pat’s Day
Books: about 3 rooms’ worth
want more? e-mail me, unless you are Newton’sapple, formerposter, etc.
fabulous intelligent funny babes are especially encouraged to e-mail, as are eccentric millionaires looking for a new heir.
P.S. I may or may not have worked for certain Sicilian-based organizations and may or may not respond to even semi-humorous threats with a ruthlessness that would chill certain’s people’s blood to the marrow, assuming that they do or do not have any marrow left after making said threats. But of course, that person has been banned from reading this post.
Bigh!
Oh, well. We can always make more killbots.
Wow. I never entered this thread because I didn’t know what the hell “high I’m…” meant. Now that I know…
“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.”
-H.P. Lovecraft, “The Call of Cthulhu”
Woohoooo Odieman… another westerner!!
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
HA HA HA HAAAA!
You are so pathetic, Newton.
Pathetic.
Sorry, the Cliche Clique is not accepting new members at this time,
Ah, what the heck.
Name: Adam
Age: 22
Location: Metro Phoenix
Height: 6’2"
Weight: 220 - although I hope to lose twenty pounds.
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Still trying to figure that one out.
Education: Umm, well, college drop out. Was majoring in biology at Wayne State in Detroit. I plan to go back to school, some day…
Most important fact about me: I’m a Christian.
Adam
“Life is hard…but God is good”
hey Yue Han, from Muncie, Indiana.
Is that the same Muncie Tim Robbins was from in The Hudsucker Proxy?
Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance.
– a Celtic motto
This thread is terrific. This newton/supposedformerpostingjunkie
guy must be like–what?–fifteen? The stuff he says is so assinine that it just makes me laugh. But sure, I’ll play, this thread proves that people love to talk about themselves.
Name: Santiago. AKA the guy that beat the piss out of the guy that beat the piss out of you.
Locale: Albuquerque, NM (remember that for a bar bet someday: A-L-B-U-Q-U-E-R-Q-U-E)
hEY tRRRRsh GrrrrrrLLL, LET’S GET SOME COFFEE!
age: 23
sex: yes please (that means I’m a dude, dude.)
Education: Way too liitle. But workin on it.
current books reading: Embraced by the light, the dragon reborn, deathstalker, crime and punishment
current mags read: Maxim. stuff. Realms of Fantasy. Rolling Stone. Guns n ammo.
Likes: easy going people, hooter’s, guns, sleep, fans.
Dislikes: corn in a can. whiners. fat chiks. skinny chiks. chiks who care about weight at all. blowhards.
Measurements: 56-40-42 tee-hee!
Turn-ons: Teddy bears, flowers, chocolates, lacy underwear, 
Heh heh that was fun.
I really hope someone from Colorado or New mexico reads this and e-mails me. I dig new friends. Noonch.
“And on the eighth day, God Created beer
to prevent the Irish from taking over
the Earth.”
~SNOOGANS~
I too didn’t get the title at first, but if anyone cares here goes :
Name : Gabriel (yeah I know it is spelled differently in The Book, its also spelled differently in Latin, so get over it)
Occupation: ArchAngel
Hobbies : Horn blowing, message delivering, wing cleaning
Pet peeves : stupid rednecks who don’t know a mallard from an angel, Jesus always shooting an 18 when we golf
Cool things about being me : have awesome Boss who can do cool tricks with water (part seas, cause floods, ect.), can rag Satan mercilessly about getting fired (in more ways than one tee hee)
marital status : strictly human thing
Sex : not unless I pull one of those “Nick Cage in ‘City of Angels’ deals”
Location : various levels of Heaven
“How’s the view from down there Luci ?”
Name : Kevin
Age : 27
Location : NC, USA
Occupation : Radio
Marial status : single, but not hpoelessly so
Sex preference : women (Gods greatest creation)
“Solos Dios basta” . . . but a little pizza won’t hurt.
Name: Talera
Sex: Female
Age: 20
Maritial Status: Very taken
Sexual Pref.: Jophiel 
Location: Naperville, IL
Occupation: Modem support tech - (bleagh)
When are you going to realize being normal isn’t necessarily a good thing?
Mundane Pointless Misreading I Must Share:
In SmickD’s list of likes, I could have sworn he said Sheep instead of Sleep. Takes all kinds…
I want to play…
Name: forthcoming
Gender: female
Age: early 30s
Location: Michigan
Marital status: single, but looking
Sexual Preference: a hard bodied male
Education: 2 degrees
Occupation: assessing other options
Addiction: a gentle touch
Something personal: I love this board!
hey chyster-
Welcome to the board. You know any of the other Michigan posters?? There is quite a contingent.
Where in Michigan?
-Frankie
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion
Count me in on the game!
Name: Deb
Age: 43
Sex: Female
Sexual Preference: Been so long, I’ve given up all hope 
Education: Not near enough, but I just got my Ph.D.! (If you are mean to me, you have to call me Dr. Jaws!)
Location: Deep, deep South
Avocation: Semi-professional skeptic!
Addicted to: chocolate, diet coke, murder mysteries, funny stories, and SMDB
Forgot to add–Marital status: same as Mary Ann–divorced but wish I was a widow!
Wonderful line there, girlfriend!
I’m in the northern part of the lower peninsula.