The "high I'm __________" thread

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This is a new “introduce yourself” thread. It can include as little or as much as you want. Lets try to cover, age, ethnicity, gender (not supposed gender but gender), and any other relevant facts. Education, family, and other things are good too.

(note: if you dont want to participate, dont. But dont add needless banter and rude commentary to those that do.) This is a friendly and nice thread.

So to start:

My name: Newton(real name may come later)
gender: Male
Marital status: Married
Age: 25
Education: lots(more later as I know you all)
Location: northern California
Sexual Pref: Straight- very

So hi everyone :slight_smile: thats me in a nutshell

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high I’m because drunken with Jedi Knight powers am I.

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High, jedi master and very straight 25 year old man! My name is Mary Jane and I’m strong and smell nice. Kiss me and sail into the heavens!

Hell is Other People.

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Exactly the stupid crap I said this thread was not to have. Jesus for once cant you people just not screw with or meddle in something!

(looking at co-workers)

oops that was out loud too?!?!

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High! Iam Manny Peoples!

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I’m Popeye the sailorman,
I’m Popeye the sailorman,
I’m strong to the finich,
Cause I eats my spinach,
I’m Popeye the sailorman.

I’m one tough gazookas,
Which hates all palookas,
Who ain’t on the ups and square,
I biffs em and boffs em,
And always outroughs em,
And none of em gets nowhere.

If anyone dasses to risk me fisks,
It’s boff and it’s wham, unnerstand.
So keep good behavior,
It’s your one life saver,
With Popeye the sailorman.

I’m Popeye the sailorman,
I’m Popeye the sailorman,
I’m strong to the finich,
Cause I eats my spinach,
I’m Popeye the sailorman.

Just to clue you in Mr N. Apple, when you post something like this:

it’s akin to throwing down the gauntlet. You should have noticed by now, that we’re rarely serious in this forum.

By the way, I’m not really Popeye; I’m your Uncle.

“That it is unwise to be heedless ourselves while we are giving advice to others, I will show in a few lines.” - Phaedrus, translator of Aesop’s Fables

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Gee, I was going to participate until Mr. Whiny Baby Who Has No Sense Of Humor And Thinks He Can Dictate The Board said that. Fucking A, get a grip!

–
Teeming Millions: http://fathom.org/teemingmillions
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com

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voguevixen:

Wait. I thought I was manny!

Livin’ on Tums, vitamin E and Rogaine

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It is unfortunate how such an innocent prediction could be proven wrong so quickly.

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Sheesh, Opal…at least give him a chance to put on his asbestos undies first before setting him on fire.

UncleBeer…you forgot “I yam what I yam”

My name: Shadowfox
gender: Female
Marital status: Married
Age: 29
Education: Not enough
Location: SE Michigan
Sexual Pref: Lots of it, all the time.

Shadowfox
“We are what we pretend to be.”

  • Kurt Vonnegut
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High!
High?
High…high…high…
Hi.
Oh, hello.

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Anything clicking yet, Newt? Don’t try to have any cred after misspelling the main word in your subject.

"Hi, I’m Troy McClure! You may remember me from such medical films as “Alice Doesn’t Live Anymore” and “Mommy, What’s Wrong with That Man’s Face?”

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Now getting the joke.

Assholes!

ROTFLMAO okay now that you have all had your fun at my expense…

Spill it I want to “know” you all.

And to think I thought Opal was cute and really cool, TILL THAT ^!

-N

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Newt, Newt, Newt… did ya ever have just one of those days!! :wink:

I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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Yeah why?
Am I having one now? :stuck_out_tongue:

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I think you aren’t doin to well today. Its gonna be a bumpy ride on this MB if you don’t change your attitude!

PS Has anyone taken this guy to the pit yet?

-Frankie
Lack of charisma can be fatal

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Frankie, be pathetic elsewhere, you are making me sick.

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Newt’s got 58 posts in four days. Come on, now, everybody, of course he should be able to dictate to others the contents and direction of his own thread! He’s obviously a big bad professional Straight Doper who owns his OPs. "All hail, great Newt, the new master of the SDMB. Knows it all in less than a week. You’ve already managed pissed off both Opal and UncleBeer. Oh, little boy, I can tell you’re gonna’ be a real hit around here.

Asshole, indeed.

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Name: Steve
gender: Male
Marital status: Single
Age: 38
Education: College dropout
Location: Central Arizona
Sexual Pref: Straight

I’m Popeye the sailor man
I’m lives in a garbage can
I eats all my spinach
sets my watch by greenwich
(or alternately by the US Naval Obervatory time server tycho.usno.navy.mil)
I’m Popeye the sailor main

http://tycho.usno.navy.mil/gif/ani-alarmclock.gif

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Ive been posting since like 6/99, just asked for a new name, and got one.

Thanks for asking.

Thank you sincerely Padeye