Naw, I’m not pissed. In fact, I actually chuckled when I read the OP. Like I said, it’s like a challenge. I couldn’t believe someone with that many posts couldn’t see the pattern here.
For the record, if you want to know anymore about me, Mr. N. Apple, just ask your Aunt; you know, my wife. Or you could just check my profile.
And now back to the puerile programming already in progress.
I did see the pattern i just didnt recognize why till further down.
Second Im not mad at you UncleBeer, we are okay, so long as you stop being my dad (thats disrespect to a recently passed great man, and my father).
Deal? (see the pun? HIGH & DEAL?)
Dirty-
Don’t forget Satan and Neuro trash grrl…I will avoid naming myself because I am obviously not in that class but, oh well.
-Frankie
Lack of charisma can be fatal
Name: Sue
gender: Female last time i looked
Marital status: Single
Age: 37
Location: Alberta, Canada
Sex: not nearly enough (but definitely hetro)
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Frankie-
FYI Satan and Neuro dont have problems with me, and if they do I’d like to hear if from them. Not a second hand panty waste. Furthermore, you are the only one attempting to cause ILL WILL here, no one else. Get a hint.
-N
Uncle… did I happen to mention I look exactly like Olive Oil, Popeye’s favourite goil?
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Dirty Devil, do you need a beer? I mean, come on, it’s Friday! show a little compassion or else I’ll have to take you to the parking lot! Newton, best advice is to chill for a while dude. And, don’t be frightened away by this. Some of our best posters started out a little moronic.
See, there was this…oh nevermind. 
“It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.”
Thank you Sue, and nice to meet you.
-N
Hi Democritus,
We’ve met elsewhere already so you know me a bit better than these people in MPSIMS.
But hello and thank you again.
-N
Name: Kval Lulf
Gender: Male
Age:28
Status: Single
Edumacashun: Been around the block a couple of times.
Find my shape by the moonlight, why my thoughts aren’t so clear.
Hi Kvalluf
PS TO all I leave here at 445 PM PST, so If i didnt personally say hi to you yet, i will as soon as I am back on (a day or so).
That’s WAIST, not waste. If you want to have a war of words, make sure you know some or at least have a dictionary. (Just so you know no one’s cornering the market on ill-will around here!)
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball!
I feel dumb, like I am not picking up on the sarcacsm. But, waste is right, you know the garbage that is acculmated in a panty.
I have never heard it as panty waist, huh? I guess panties can be worn on the waist, but otherwise, I don’t get it. (Not that I think Frankie is any of these, I am just saying how I would use that particular insult.)
Dem, which thread were you gonna bring up, The suntan one, or the Cats one? 
pat
Yeah Vixen ^ what he said, since thats what was meant. But thanks for watching me so closely.
-N
My name: Glitch
Profession: Keytool
Gender: None
Marital status: Incorporated Intelligence
Age: 4,092,645,012,431 cycles
Education: Guardian Research & Design Center Location: Deceased/Mainframe (died being incorporated into the Guardian Bob).
Sexual Pref: None
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Name: Glitch
Profession: Game Designer & Martial Arts Instructor
Gender: Male
Marital Status: Married
Age: **
Education: Bachelor’s of Science, Started my Master’s of Science, 22 years of martial arts study
Location: *******
Sexual Pref: My wife.
Name: APB9999 (my birthing pod produced many, many clones)
Gender: Male
Marital Status: Single
Age: 34
Education: Barely enough to get me out of bed every morning and through my day.
Location: Boston
Sexual Preference: Straight but Twisted.
Name: Alex
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Education: Cal Poly SLO
SDMB
Location: Northern California
The most rewarding part was when I got my money!
-Dr. Nick Riviera
Demo said: “Dirty Devil, do you need a beer? I mean, come on, it’s Friday! show a little compassion or else I’ll have to take you to the parking lot!”
What, just because we’re roomates now you can tell me how to act? What, are you my new wife? Alright, alright, I’ll calm down and be good. Sorry about that, Newt. You seemed like an egotistical newbie stepping out of his bounds. My mistake for the remarks about that.
OK, I’ll play:
Name: Dirty Devil
Sex: Male
Age: 29
Maritial Status: Separated
Sexual Pref.: Straight
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
Occupation: Financial Analyst/Finance Manager
Hi, Newt. Sorry I won’t be participating in your topic, but it sounds like you could use a few encouraging words about now. (It ain’t you, friend; check out the “biographical” thread in the Pit. Some of us just stay a little more anonymous than others.
For whatever it’s worth (::koff:: not much) I’m actually female. In a deluded moment it seemed like a nifty idea to adopt the moniker of Thorstein Veblen. He was a crackpot reclusive economist during the Gilded Age who identified “conspicuous consumption”. Total dingbat, but clearsighted in his own sour way.
Betcha really wanted to know all that…
As far as the ribbing, asking people to be serious here is like a teacher telling kids not to talk in line. The immediate reaction is an upswelling of rude noises, catcalls and chatter.
Anyway, good ta know ya.
Veb
NO! It’s pantyWAIST, as in a weakling or a man who wears women’s panties.
From the Merriam-Webster online dictionary:
Main Entry: panty·waist
Pronunciation: 'pan-tE-"wAst
Function: noun
Date: circa 1936
: SISSY
Words aren’t just what you THINK they are and SOUND LIKE. Some have actual MEANINGS! God, look it up if you don’t believe me. No need to make yourself look even stupider!
(Pantywaist goes WAAAAAAAAAY back. John Wayne would never call someone a pantywaste – that’s disgusting!)
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball!