The "high I'm __________" thread

And that old identity would be…?


Yer pal,
Satan

Ok Ok.
I am sorry, I was just telling you what I thought it meant, I haven’t used the insult since grade school. When I was using it thats the way I would spell it, and the meaning I would have given it. I don’t think that makes me stupid, just misinformed.

Come to think of it, panty and waste are two words, now pantywaist might mean something, but that doesn’t take anything away from someone using the more disgusting phrase of panty waste.
Haha.
Oh well.

I am glad I said something, if not I would just assumed you were wrong and panty waste was the correct version. Learn something new every day.

pat

You’re right, but that wasn’t directed at you . (Sorry – I don’t know what my problem is today…oh yes I do! It’s &#^$@ NewtonsApple, which now that I think about it, should be Newton**‘sApple or in the case of the hand-held computer: Apple’**sNewton! POSESSIVE!)


That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball!

I’ve never seen a topic go so wildly off-topic (and stay there) so soon. Outstanding effort, people!

Name: Paul
Gender: Male (all the use it does me)*
Marital Status: As single as it is possible to be
Age: 30
Education: Yes
Location: Melbourne, currently
Sexual Pref: I’d like to have some one day
*this is not to say I feel I am a woman trapped in a man’s body, or anything else you weirdos could squeeze out of such a comment. Just that, as far as “MEN” go, I’m far from typical…


-PIGEONMAN-
Returns!

The Legend Of PigeonMan - By Popular Demand! Enjoy, enjoy!

High! I’m soooo…

My name: Three guesses, and the first two don’t count.
gender: Preferred.
Marital status: Dildoes. What? Status! Shit! Erhm… Single! Single! Ignore my first response! Thought you asked something else…
Age: 27 going on 53.
Education: A worthwhile investement.
Location: Behind a desk.
Sexual Pref: Large breasts.


JMCJ

Curmudgeon Of The Day Winner, 1/19/00
As Selected by RTFirefly

My name: Studi
gender: Male
Marital status: single
Age: 17
Education: bored as hell in grade twelve
Location: southern Ontario
Sexual Pref: straighter than a ruler


“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” --W.C. Fields

My name: Catrandom
gender: Female
Marital status: single, single, single
Age: 37
Education: UCLA (but I was an English major)
Location: L.A.
Sexual Pref: How the heck would I know?

Catrandom

Name: MaryAnn

gender: female

marital status: divorced-would rather be a widow

age: 32
education: beauty school…I continue my education thru hair shows, hair/makeup/skincare classes, etc.

Location: Wisconsin

sexual preference: Anyone who looks like Ricky Martin :slight_smile:

MaryAnn
I’m sorry you didn’t win, mom, but I’ll give you a constellation prize! -Greg

Maryann, you sound like my ex! I hope you don’t live in southern WI.

Name: Mahir
Favorite Expression: “I like Sex”

You are all ladies invited to my love shack anytime in Turkey.

I kiss you!!!


Still trying to think of something witty to say here

I’ll play:
Name, Kelli
age 30
education, university
sexual preference- once I have tried it all, I will decide.

Oh, and I really fucking LIKE FRANKIE!!!

Talk trash like that apple head and,… aw fuck the warnings, consider me one of the riffraff you find distasteful. I find you an arrogant pompous boor.

John, JOHN!! I have large breasts…two of them!

Oh, and for the record, there is such a thing as a ‘panty waste’, thats what you call wearing panties under a skirt.
D’uh.

What you can call me: GuyShyGirl
Gender: female
Age: 18
Marial/SO status: single
Education: freshman in college
Location: New York
Sex pref: straight, bi-curious

Hi…nice to meet you

Gender: female
Age: old enough to know better and too young to care
Education: College grad
Location: North Carolina
Sex Preference: men, men, men, men


“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda

Not to bring undue attention to you, GuyShyGirl, but I just wanted to say that the following words:

Are the BEST words any prospective guy-pal would EVER want to hear.

God love you! :slight_smile:


Yer pal,
Satan

Age 31
Name Chrome Toaster
Gender Female
Status married, and happily so
Location Western Washington State
Preference Quite Hetero

So who were you in your previous incarnation, Newton? Since you have been posting since June of '99, I am very curious.


“A slightly altered perception of reality…”
Chrome Toaster

My name: Triskadecamus
Gender: Male
Marital status: 0 for 1
Age: 53
Education: High School
Location: 38° 54" 15’ N, 77° 17" 30’ W
Sexual Pref: No, thank you.
          I don’t fit in a nutshell
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Thou shalt not answer questionnaires
Or quizzes upon world affairs,
Nor with compliance
Take any test. Thou shalt not sit
with statisticians nor commit
A social science.
– **W H Auden **

Ah, an opportunity to talk about me!

Name: Kyla
Gender: Female
Marital Status: Single
Age: 21
Education: I will be an official Bachelor of Arts in Anthropology in March, thanks to the lovely people at the University of California, Santa Cruz.
Location: SC, CA, US
Sexual Pref: Straight


~Kyla

“Anger is what makes America great.”

Age: 26 1/2
Name: Katheryn
Gender: Female
Status: Married very happily
Location: Dallas, Oregon (yes, there is a Dallas, Oregon; it’s about 13 miles W of Salem)
Preference: I literally have hornets swarming in my brain.

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy

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Here ya go Newt…and nice meeting you too!

name: PurpleCrackwhore
gender: female
age: 43
location: California
marital status: not married
occupation: Art Director
sexual preference: in unusual locales

I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!