Name: Undisclosed
Alias: Kat
Gender: Female
Marital Status: Single
Age: See Driver’s License
Driver’s License: Around Here Somewhere
Chocolate: Yes, please
Profession: Cat Goddess
Location: Illinois
Drug of Choice: Caffeine
Number of Books Owned: Freaking Lots
Sleep: What’s That?
Sexual Preference: Mel Gibson
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
“We are here! You are saved!” --R. & F.
I am the walrus…goo goo ga joob
Age: 26
Gender: M
Status: ahem…Single (anyone ever heard of “palimony”)
Location: Left coast
Preference: West coast girls. (Sorry Manhattan)
p.s. Looking for a good “East Coast vs. West Coast” thread. I’m a newbie, maybe I missed it.
What I can’t stand are sermons which say that to believe in the divinity of Jesus is a way to WIN. – Kurt Vonnegut
Name:Jason
Age:38
Sex:Male
Sexual Preference:Hairy Men.
Sexual Orientation:Homosexual.
Status:Coming undone after 7yrs. 
Education:High School
Occupation:Antidepressant drug tester.
Location: San Francisco(Tenderloin)
“If we would have new knowledge,
we must get a world of new questions”
High, I’m about 5’10" I guess…
Name: Paul
Gender: Take a wild guess
Marital Status: Single
Age: 30
Education: Bach. in Business/Economics
Location: The dinky hamlet of Edmeston NY
Sexual Pref.: Any woman, I’m not picky…
High: 5’ 11"
Age: 46
Occupation: Geophysicist
Marital status: unattached, with tentacles from the past
Sexual preference: So far it’s been crazy women; trying to switch over to sane women (I think)
…and of course, for more profiles, pictures, and more, see the Teeming Millions Homepage
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Teeming Millions: http://fathom.org/teemingmillions
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Name: Undisclosed
Alias: Sassy
Gender: Female
Marital Status: Attached (sorta)
Age: 43
Chocolate: Yes, please
Profession: in transition
Location: San Francisco (Nob Hill - hi fogmage!)
Drug of Choice: Caffeine
Number of Books Owned: I am unwilling to count.
Sexual Preference: well y’see, there’s this guy…
I am a redhead, you see, and I do not tempt. I insist. -Cristi
Nope…I’m in northern WI about an hour and a half or so from the MN border. I used to live in southern WI, though. You can’t be my ex…you’re too smart to be him. 
MaryAnn
I’m sorry you didn’t win, mom, but I’ll give you a constellation prize! -Greg
Well, my lame attempt at humor was ignored, so I’ll play it straight this time around.
Name: Carl
AKA: Zeb
Gender: very much male
Age:35
Marital Status: Single, but happily attatched
Orientation: I like women bunches and bunches
Occupation: Sales Management
General Attitude: Cranky and pissed off
Last book read: Neal Stephenson- “Cryptonomicon”- not bad, alot of higher math
Serious caffeine addict.
Fuzzy-Wuzzy, I almost put that as sig line until I saw you already had it. Damn, that has happened to me at least 3 times. But you kick ass anyway.
But I’m…
Still trying to think of something witty to say here
My name: John
gender: Male
Status: I keep a total on my door of how well my friends and I are doing with the opposite sex. I have .1 points because a girl sat on my bed once.
Age: 16
Education: I’m in high school, and if I can toss this in with out getting jumped again, it’s one for gifted & talented students.
Location: Muncie, Indiana
Sexual Pref: Straight, concpetually. Asexual, practically.
–John
This is too funny.
Name: Yosemitebabe
Age: Somewhere between 25 and 40.
Sex: With a name like “Yosemitebabe”, do you have to ask?
Location: Hooterville, somewhere in the Midwest. My heart is forever in my Native Los Angeles, (I moved away recently to this lovely widening of the road.) Visit L.A. at least twice a year.
Status: Single
Preference: On a waterbed with fluffy pillows.
Book collection: Too many, don’t make me count.
CD/Record collection: Too many, don’t make me count
Education: Lots and lots of college. Too many life drawing and pottery classes.
name: kawliga
real name: none of your business
age: as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth - actually, 37
hair: blonde
eyes:green
ht: 6’3"
wt: 195
gender: male
sexual preference: I’m saving myself for Winona Ryder
education: college grad
location: Santa Monica, California
Hi, Im Scarlet, and Im a chocoholic…oh, sorry, wrong thread.
Name: Sir Percival Blakeney, Bt.
Gender: Well, I wear a bra and pantiliners, you figure it out.
Marital Status: Single And Thankful
Age: Im 19, dammit! That’s my story and Im stickin’ to it!
Education: I have a BA in BS.
Location: In front of a computer. Duh.
Occupation: Twiddling My Thumbs
Orientation: North by Northwest
Hair: Yes
Eyes: Yes
Weight: Quite happy with it, thank you.
Number of Books Owned: I cant count that high.
Favorite Band: Ben Folds Five! They are gods! I worship them!
Hand me my nose ring, show me the mosh pit!
Name: Wade
Gender: M
Age: 32
Location: Northern VA
Education: BA History, George Mason U.
Sexual Orientation: Hetero
Goody this is kinda like the first day of school…
Name: Angela
Gender: I think it’s obvious
Matital status: working on my first marriage…
Age: 28
Education: some university, but still working on it
Location: New Brunswick, Canada
Occupation: management with a fast food chain, with not so fast servers!!
Sexual preference: YES PLEASE!!! ummm…I mean hetero…
Name: Jill
Preferred nickname: Cat ^…^, but there were already a ton of cat people here when I signed up, so I picked a different nick.
Gender: I was recently reminded that people don’t have genders, therefore, my answer is: None. My sex is female.
Marital Status: Single
Age: Chronologically, 38. Mentally, 27. No one who ever guesses my age ever puts me over 30 unless they’re guessing higher than they really think, just because I told them I’m older than I look/seem.
Education: Neverending. I come to the SD, so I learn a LOT every day! (But I have a BS in Business from UMSL.)
Location: Displaced Midwestern girl living on the Left Coast (and hating it).
Sexual Preference: I’d prefer to be having some, thank you. And when I do, it’s with men (although I have a great fantasy life ;)).
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
Hi! My name is…my name is…my name is…Slim Shady!
Um, geez…where the hell did THAT come from? That was weird…
Ok, my SN is “ChrisCTP”. People here just call me “Chris”. My mom calls me “Chrissi D.” My son calls me “Mommy”. My husband calls me “Honey”. You may call me “Chris”, but if you get pissed off at me, you may call me “EvilBitchWhoreCuntWench”. But NEVER, EVER call me “Tacky”.
Other Vital Stats and Stuff That Doesn’t Really Matter:
Age: 23
Astrological Sign: Cancer, Scorpio rising (both water signs…I guess that means I’m drippy.)
Location: Suburbia, Des Moines, Iowa.
Education: Graduated from high school a year early, proceeded to crush my mom’s hopes and dreams of career success for me by not going to college.
Occupation: Chief Domestic Engineer and Queen of my castle. I’m also an accomplished procrastinator.
SDMB Party Affiliation: MPSIMS
“…being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage.”
Name : Stuart
Gender : Male
Age : 25
Sexual pref: men!
Hobbies : music, night clubs, eating out, etc
Name: Brenda
Gender: F
Matital status: Married
Age: 30
Location: Dallas, TX
Occupation: School District employee
Sexual Preference: My husband
“Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.”
Name: Jonathan
Gender: Male (hence Sanibel Man )
Age: 16
Status: Boring as hell, appearently. I like Yue Han’s scoring idea, but I don’t have any points, unless you count the fact that my cousin sat on my bed once. Maybe.
Music Collection: Eclectic. I’m listening to Bobby McFerrin now. Before that, it was Eric Clapton, Santana, Natalie Merchant, Paul Simon, Supertramp, Sting…
Location: Sanibel, Florida (hence Sanibel Man)
Education: In high school as we speak. In fact, I’m doing this instead of homework. Aren’t you all pleased?
Sexual Preference: Heterosexual. Guess I am boring that way.
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Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.