“impeccable…ness”
You’re so darn cute, struuter!
You’re the ness of impeccable ogre.
Oh, Orion007 gets a crush from me, and stupendous man, and the other C+H guy.
I think we should organize a doper Calvinball game. Meet me at Mt. Washington at midnight! Bring sports equipment and a Mask!
Thanks Totoro! You do not in any way, shape, or form resemble a Pokemon. I promise! 
And you’re cuter than an Ogre.
Start a Calvinball thread. I wonder how well it would do…
Thank you sir, I think I’ll take you up on that offer… just how to do it? Would it be like everyone is on teams? Then we write to say what we’re doing? Sounds good to me… I’ll start a team thread.
Based on her sig, I’d have to say Byzantine. Oh yeah, and for her comments in this thread. 
:o
OOPS! I mean THIS thread! :o
Hmm, I apologize for not being on in awhile. I’ll fill y’all in on another thread. In the meantime, some crushes I need to get offa my chest . . .
screech-owl: Need I say more?
Falcon: How you doin’? I’ll sees yous in New York!
SwimmingRiddles Fascinatingly deep. Like, wow. . .
Mega the Roo Raar baby, raar!
More to come . . .
Tripler
I can attest to Ogre’s impeccablness - he hasn’t even smooched me yet Grins not through my lack of trying though.
Thought I would get in first
smooches Ogre
Wow. I actually got mentioned! Cool beans!
I’m married to the dearest, sweetest man, who loves me so much. <ditto, darling> <MrBear, for any who may not know yet> So, I’ll just list some of the posters I like, in no particular order.
pipefitter miss you, pal
VestalBlue bestest friend
maidenunicorn also bestest friend
Bratster as always
Danielinthewolvesden dear friend, and fun to flirt with on here too
dpr even though I haven’t heard from you since I sent you that pic of me. 
Jester Blush thanks! Love ya too!
Ogre 'cuz you’re so sweet, and you give good ogrecrushes…er, I mean ogre hugs.
Falcon you’re a good friend
weirddave ditto, my friend
Tally-Ho blink Blush thanks! I like you too
Totoro 'cuz you seem like a nice person
techie sweet soul
Coldy thanks, pal
DRY yummy voice on the phone
lurkernomore I know, I owe you an email
all the Houston Dopers can’t wait to see y’all again
all the Dallas Dopers ditto
and many more that I don’t have time to list right now. hopefully I will later. and, hopefully, you know who you are, my friends
Well, I might be said to have a crush on two of the very nicest sweetest ladies here- Purplebear & Scotti. However, i have such a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOng line to stand in. <sigh>
(((((Ogre)))))
I wish I could list all the folks I’ve got crushes on. But since I’m married…well, the only one I can admit to is aha, because my husband knows who he is.
But there’s lots. Lots & lots & lots.
Sigh.
This isn’t even the Smooch-o-matic thread, but who am I to keep a lady waiting?
You may consider yourself well and truly Ogre-SMOOCHED, wyldelf! Oh, and here’s another, just in case the first one didn’t take.
SMOOCH
And because I was unforgivably remiss in neglecting to mention purplebear, let me just say that I’ve never even met you, but I can tell you’re one hell of a lady, and that you now have a gol-card membership to Ogre’s Crush Hall of Fame (such as it is. ;))
That would be a gold card membership.
Carry on…
<sigh> (I’m doing a lot of sighing tonight.)
Four pages and not one mention. I tell myself it is because of my unavailablity–why waste your love on one who cannot return it? Please do not burst my bubble and tell me there is another reason. I like that one.
By God, I’ve got a huge, uncontrollable crush on dropzone, and I don’t care who knows it!
Um, well, not really, but here’s a hearty handshake.
I think you were mentioned more than once at this thread, you shrinking violet you.
And watch out for those Ogre-hugs, they’re doozies.
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dropzone, you’ve nailed it.
That distant look in your eyes, that cool, aloof air about you, well, it positively screams “I know you want to possess me! But no! You cannot have me!”
So the masses of crushed women who would be piled up at your feet like so many squirrels in the park, begging for the Frito Crumbs of Love you might toss our way, instead skitter away, heartbroken and empty, only to be smooshed under the tires of an SUV.
Damn you, dropzone! Damn you all to hell!
I know how you feel Dropzone, except in my case, my low post count pretty much means nobody knows about me, and I’m currently availible.
Still, it does rankle a bit.
Well, I’ve got a crush on you (and many, many others, the names of which I won’t get into due to the fact that I’m afraid I would leave somebody out. Yes folks, the list is that vast).
Anyone who can come up with "the Frito Crumbs of Love " automatically goes to the top of my list.
MikeG. Cool dude. Good taste. Hearty handshake.
Danielinthewolvesden, a peck on the forehead for your 3,000 post… by a raptor : (Hot raptor sex!)
And for all the D’ohs in Doperville, a pile of X & O ses.
Ladies, let me intro somebody who should need no introduction (but could use a Christmas crush).
Corv is a Canadian, which means his family won’t be stripped of his toys when he dies. Which is really a long time away. He has a decent spyglass, and is willing show young dopers of the female persuasion Cassiopeia and what the W means.
Pinky; as a matchmaker, batting .420