Um, actually, just the people in MPSIMPS qualify. Serious people go play elsewhere.
I can’t believe I read this whole thread. Yipes. Y’all are weird. 
That we are, and damn proud of it!
What? You have a problem with wierd? Where else can we go to hang out with our brethren and express ourselves freely?
Are you trying to deny us our right to wierdness?
[sub]Okay, too much caffine for Kathryn, time to get offline and go play outside.[/sub]
Ha! Too much caffiene? Not a chance, there’s no such thing…
I would say lay off the crack pipe though.
Well, let’s see…flirt~=on-line crush for all intents and purposes, so…
**struuter
Rachelle
Fierra
Welfy
CrankyAsAnOldMan
and
Nymysys
**
But also,
**Green Bean
Falc
and
Sue Duhnym
**
mega the roo. But don’t you dare tell her or I will kick your ass.
Why settle for a {scoff) british accent when you can have the oh so superior and infinitely sexier Irish accent?!
[sub] well at least some of the time- damn emigration[/sub]
Well, since nobody’ll crush me (wait, that’s not what I meant,) I’ll just say struuter, struuter, struuter.
Oh, and wyldelf.
And Nymysys, of course.
Can’t forget about mega the roo.
Or BornDodgy.
Wait, wait. There’s Spider_Woman, for being so damned cool.
Oh yes, and Persephone.
and…and…and…
That’s enough for now.
Ogre, as way of peace making, you are now an official crush of mine. Uh, I’m male, is that a problem?
Oh, and ElusiveMiser, I love ya, bud. Cya in school tomorrow.
try to look indignant and annoyed
What about ME! I feel left out over here! waves arms and jumps come ON!
I like this girl named Danny at my school.
Am I allowed to have a crush on someone who’s not on the SDMB? (Or would that be bad manners?)
Oh! Why, it looks like someone else has already stepped up to the plate with that very issue. I’m saved!
Speaker for the Dead wrote:
Just so long as her last name’s not Bonaducci. 
I think I have a crush on TopazAntares. She’s my Goddess.
Oh yah, I sorta have a crush on LadyRachel too, but no one will know who she is cause she’s only posted twice. Rachel is the lurker that introduced me to the SDMB.
Shouldn’t be. A couple of folks (okay, me) have mentioned real-life crushes.
Sigh.
Pine.
Mope.
Well, Serendepity has a crush on me… [mr. Burns] Excellent[/mr. burns] She knows that I have a crush on her as well, I have already proclaimed it to the teeming millions…
rock’n’rolga coming to dublin? COOL!!!
mustn’t forget nacho4Sara… mmmm, nacho…
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::bats cilia flirtingly:: [betcha didn’t know arachnids even had eyelashes]
////screech-owl\\, I’ve been in that “sigh, pine, mope” stage. And this last time, something actually came of it, with imthjckaz, just when I was beginning to believe I was being punished for a heinous previous life.
There is someone out there somewhere waiting for you, who will appreciate your wit and charm as much as we Dopers do.
Hrmmmm…I’m certainly flattered that Ogre mentioned me, but could someone tell me who he is now?
I see no one has seen fit to comment on my impeccable character yet. Oh well. As to who I am, if you’re truly interested, go do a little research on my posts.
I’ve done the research. I can attest to Ogre’s impeccable…ness.