“Go, girl, seek happy nights to happy days (in California).”
–Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, Scene iii
(additional dialogue by DRY :D)
I have many crushes on the SDMB. But I only have one favorite. With apologies to all the other fine ladies here, particularly the ones on my sig, it’s the poster I’m quoting. 
No, not William Shakespeare. :mad:
Okay, since we are baring souls here…
::shuffles feet::
::looks for fast exit::
I’m over 18…
I’m not supposed to have a crush…
But here goes nothing…
In no particular order…
And since I haven’t chatted with too many of these guys…
But they impress me…
[sub]
DRY
CNote Chris
Tripler
Tygr
(add to that guys with long, well-kept hair)
[/sub]
::runs like hell for the exit::
I’m back, solely to add wyldelf to my list. She’s a little cutie. 
And, unlike the 2 lists I’ve somehow gotten my name on, there are no conditions, addendums, or quid pro quo’s in order to be on my list. (See, so even if I wasn’t the #1 guy on the list or something like that, I don’t threaten to boot you off my list no matter what. Right, Nymysys? Of course I’m not above a little basking in my own moral superiority every now and then. :D)
Fine, fine…I’ll name names.
Crunchy Frog
dpr (Like EVERY woman on this board)
Tripler
And a smooch to Jester for including me on his list.
Crunchy Frog you DO know I am going to have to hurt you now, don’t you? 
SMUG … but I know you IRL.
Well well! I was about to straighten my tie and give zyada a seductive wink at the next get-together, and then I saw the part about “a little shy”. Nuts. Guess it isn’t me after all.
My crush list is comprehensive and broad-based (although there are a few men on it. “broad-based”…get it? Ba-dum-bum) However, there are a few who stand out even in such an illustrious group:
[list][li]Hamadryad - I was totally undone by her current SD people pages pic in the tuxedo… but even before I knew what she looked like, I was smitten by the way she puts things.[/li][li]Falcon - flirter extraordinaire. If you ever come back to Dallas I won’t let you get away without stealing at least one kiss.[/li][li]Shayna - Pleeeeeze come to Dallas so I can thank you properly for all the work you’ve done on the people pages. Plus it would be interesting to have a real-time conversation with you… the lag between e-mails is so long it’s like conversing with someone on Saturn.[/li][li]Commander Fortune - haven’t seen any posts by her in a while, more’s the pity. I was smitten when we met in Denver last year.[/li][li]Kricket - What a fox, and her lifestyle sounds so free…[/li][li]OpalCat - How do you do, Ms. Flame? I’m Mr. Moth.[/li][li]Magdalene - Anyone who writes such good mash notes and is willing to play Scrabble against me sets my chefly lil’ heart a-flutter.[/li][li]Medea’s Child & Serendipity - Gawrsh, you like me, you REALLY like me…blush[/li][li]the irresistible succubi of #straightdope chat - Every time I log on, there’s someone in there I’d like to nibble on.[/li]There are more, and I’m sure I’ll be making several panicky additions to the list as women start weeping for being excluded.
Hey, umm, (cough), (splutter)…thanks!
It’s easy to have crushes here in Doperland. You all are such a beautiful bunch of people. I do have a kinda special crush on one doper though. Sssshhhh, be vewy vewy quiet…it’s…it’s…[sub]psycat[/sub]. (Don’t tell her. I’m so shy!)
Both the Glorious Mistress AND sweet stargazer are redheads?!? Ohhhh, I feel lightheaded again…
Congratulations, ladies. You’ve taken my modest crushes and… er, blown them apart?
…expanded them?
…made them into something much larger?
I’m sorry… I can’t think of an innocent description that won’t easily become a double entendre.
Actually, I’m counting on it.
May I be so bold though as to ask WHY you have to hurt me?
OOPS! Nevermind. I won’t hurt you… but I was kind of enjoying the fantasy of it.
Damn, you need moral superiority for people to have a crush on you? No wonder only the board hedonists have mentioned me.
Plants a shy kiss on Crunchy’s cheek
Thanks for the special trip to post my name Crunchy
No conditions to making my list Crunchy (even if I am not your #1 Newbie) and you can’t get booted off it either - I have vowed to stalk you and smooch you … so beware!
Damn Damn - Preview Preview bangs head on keyboard
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Sorry for the big bunch of bolding (wow alliteration this early in the morning!)
That’s not necessarily a rule. I was just remarking how there are no conditions to being on my list. It’s not every day I can feel morally superior to anyone. Hell, once I even had a dream where the snake from the Garden of Eden was chastizing me for being bad. I wonder what that means. . .
And wyldelf! Woo-hoo! My first stalker! I thought all the bolding was cuz you really really really meant what you were saying. Now I learn it was just an accident.
:sigh:
Okay… to the corner I go.
I need to get my piccie up on the People Pages (not that it would help all that much.) Man, it’s tough to get noticed in the crowd around here.
I’ll just be over…well…there. Somewhere.
Now, I will cry no end of tears for being left off of everyones list. I know I may be a newb, but… [sympathy ploy] Oh well, there’s no convincing you guys… [/sympathy ploy]
As for you guys, there’s not one of you left off of my list. Each and every one of you has either said something I believe in completely, something beautiful, something insightful, or any combination of the three.
All my crushes are on all of you guys, and this is to you.
S is for their sillyness.
D is for their dynamic personalities.
M is for their Mind Boggling Beauty.
B stands for board. I think.
A Totoro original.
Oh, and if people don’t know what a Totoro is, go to Nausicaa.net and look at it. It’s perhaps the cutest thing you may ever lay your eyes upon. See the movie too.
“standin’ on the corner, watchin’ all the girls go by”
Key words being “go by”.
Oh well, I’m used to it.
Carry on.
What ever happened to kwiturbitchyn anyway? She was and is my crush.
WooHoo my frst drunken post!!!
OK Nymysys and Wyldelf, I formally declare my crushes on you both!
YOu are both extraordinarily stunning and gorgeous and witty and unattainable. ::boohoo::
Gotta say its hard to proof read when youe fingers dont go where you want them to:-)
I’m goingto take a shower and go to bed now- feel free to demurly accept my humble praise in my absence
You make me wish I was able to give you whatever your hearts desire wow !
I hope bowling is not a prerequisit for either of you- i had my co. party tonite and I suck–but I had fun with my bowling ball “magic 8ball” predicting my coworkers throws Ireally dont want to go to work tomorrow
bye now, oh beautiful creatures of unparalleled
ok NIN is on now I’m going to leave it a that adn go to sleep if i can with you in my mind
theres typos but i dont care- I’ll post something worthy of you when i’m sober later
Add screech-owl to my list, then.
“The heavens forbid
But that our loves and comforts
should increase,
Even as our days do grow!”
–Othello, Act 2, Scene i