Thanks AndYrAStar! It seems I have been cursed with the ability to attract 17-year-olds… hehe… oh well. As for myself I unfortunately do not have any crushes right now - as a certain member of the opposite sex has not returned my calls and uninflated my ego (I still can’t fit my head through the door, but at leaat I don’t have to duck 
)
punk snot dead,
broccoli!
My roommate and I both have crushes (a crush?) on Ben Affleck. He’s just so darn cute, and seems so nice! sigh
But here, I have crushes on Coldfire, Tygr, and Welfy (that’s platonic in Welfy’s case, btw). And Crunchy Frog kinda tickles my fancy, too. 
I made Jack Batty’s list?
Wow.
I am honored. Jack Batty is the coolest of the cool. I didn’t name him because I figured it’s a given. I mean, saying you have a crush on Jack Batty would be like saying you think Ricky Martin has a nice ass, what’s the point?
If this is who I think it is, I agree.
Yes Tygr, I am a redhead. A natural redhead. Naturally curly redhead. Heh.
While I never actually named my crush in my earlier post, for your benefit (because I don’t know if you’ve done enough research to know who the Aging Rock Star is), it does happen to be aha. You should read up a little on him (do a search for “Aging Rock Star.” You’ll find out that you are not only in famous company, but really damn cool company).
Aspiring to be in a sandwich with ultress is an excellent goal as well. She majorly kicks a**. Good luck! 
So ssskuggiii has a crush on me, and one other person might.
Hrmph.
Oh my, I don’t think I can list everyone. Still, I shall harness my usual thickheadedness, and plunge forward. I just apologize in advance for forgetting anyone.
Zoggie-first Doper I ever got to talk to via IM, and now we talk regularly. Though I think that she’s just using me for my fish…
Medea’s Child-She’s witty, beautiful, and goes to school in my neighborhood. How can a guy not like her?
struuter-One of my favoritist people on the boards ever! (Grammar? What’s that?)
Persephone-A secret one for a while, but the “natural, curly redhead” thing just clinched it.
techchick-Always a joy to read your posts, specially the ones about underwear, or lack thereof.
And lastly, Deiket-Though, confidentially, I think she likes me, too.
Well, I’ll sulk back to my corner now, and you can all pretend that I never mentioned you.
Consarnit! ALL those tags, and the LAST FRIGGIN’ ONE was the one that I missed. Perfect. Just perfect.
<breaks down and cries, cause he just embarrased hisself something awful in front of all his crushes>
oh yeah, I’m a natural redhead, too. Naturally wavy, but I got a perm about a year and a half ago, and it’s still curly from it.
She’s 15, in one class with me, runs for the girls CC team, and is both smart and funny. Weird, eh?
Awww, shucks . . . You ain’t so bad yourself, darlin’! (My gorgeous redhead wife thanks you, too. )
Okay, quick, before anybody notices!
Falcon-Funny and kind, yet merciless in football sig bets.
Purplebear-The absolute nicest person on this board. Ever. Love ya!
Scotti-Have NO idea how I forgot you the first time around, but I’ll say it here, I suppose. Glad to know you!
I’m sure I’ll be back later…
ARGH!!! Now THIS is just embarassing…
blush
Made it onto Jester and Tygr crush lists. The honor is amazing and the pleasure is truly all mine.
Dopers make my days happy. (DRY, the quote here is the ‘happy days to happy nights’ that the Nurse goes through in R&J. Don’t say I never help you with this stuff…)
[sub] I’ll go get sentimental in the mistletoe thread now [/sub]
I agree. I haven’t gotten on anyone’s crush list, and I guess I’m not as popular as I thought I was. Oh well. ::sits in jester’s lap and strokes his ego to make him feel better::
Try being left off the list of the one who you talk to almost every night… sniff 
Awwwww, thanks Jester!
You’re so CUTE when you screw up your coding!
:o
Medea’s Child, that really means a lot to me. Especially coming from a person that I admire and…have a crush on as well.
You’re such a nice, intelligent, beautiful person. I really enjoy talking to you.
Okay…I guess I better name my crushes as well.
IRL
-Someone I’ll just call…Cute Girl. In many of the same classes as me, we get along great, we can talk for a long time, I give her rides so she doesn’t have to take the bus, and…I just found out that she has a boyfriend.
-I have crushes on a couple of different girls that are good friends of mine. I’m just funny, easy-to-talk-to Rob, though.
SDMB
-Medea’s Child: If you’ve talked to her at all, there’s no explanation necessary. Just great all around, and drop-dead gorgeous, I might add.
-AudreyK: A simply amazing person. I could, and have, talked with her for hours on end. Sooooo smart, funny, fun, beautiful, interesting…I’ll end there, cuz I could go on for days. Suffice to say that she rocks the casbah! I have a crush on her times 10.
-Silver Fire: If her musical tastes weren’t enough for me to have a crush, she’s just awsome. Another person that I really like talking to.
-ThanksAgain: A really nice, great person. Also, very cute.
-Mega The Roo: Very artistic, and very talented. ahem Really cute.
-Brunetter: Love talking to her, and she’s just such a great person. The first person to say she had a crush on me, too.
-Swimming Riddles: Very cool person, all around. Wish I could talk to her more often.
Well, there’s my list. I’m sure there are numerous others that I’ll think of immediately after sending this.
iampunha: of course, you’re absolutely correct in your assumption.
Oh my.
Rob, that is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me.
{{silent_rob}}
You always make me feel so special. It’s one of the many reasons I enjoy talking with you. Thank you, sweetie.
Not quite crushes, but I’ve still got a lot of warm fuzzies for poohpah chalupa (hope you’re okay, hon) and KKBattousai (yay! you’ll be home soon!). The board wouldn’t be the same to me without you guys.