This* Full Moon* was and maybe still is a biker bar.
Very low key though.
Ok another story time.
Pain and I met there and we went back for out first year anniversary.
We were the only two people in the place and we were just chilling and having a few beers.
So in walks this yuppie type couple and for whatever reason they sit down at the bar next to us.
The girl next to me and the guy the next stool down.
Pain wasn’t really a biker but he did have long hair pulled back into a pony tail and some home made tattoos. He had a Norton but he wasn’t in any clubs. Some people thought he looked scary but I never understood why.
So when the guy sat down next to the woman he wrapped his legs around her bar stool and put his feet on my stool.
Which was annoying to me but hey we were celebrating and I wasn’t going to let the him ruin my good time. Then he kept kicking me in the foot and it hurt, because even though they looked like yuppies he had on steel toed boots.
When Pain got up to go to the mens room I slid his stool over and pulled my over away from the yuppie couple, causing the guys feet to hit the floor with a THUD!
So the guy made a rude remark about me.
I ignored him and he made a few more rude remarks.
His gf said just leave her alone and he made a few more.
Well, now I’m starting to get a little annoyed, here I am just minding my own business and wanting to have a good time and some idiot comes along and wants to start something.
Pain came back from the mensroom and takes one look at my face and says ‘what’s wrong?’
Not wanting to spoil the evening out I said nothing, but Pain was persistent and I said that guy said a few rude things to me.
Pain was usually pretty easy going but he looks over at the guy and says ‘nobody talks to my woman that way’.
The girl says to the man ‘I asked you to leave her alone’.
Pain looks at the man and says ‘me and you - outside’.
The man says ‘I’m not going outside with you’
The girl whines ‘I told you to leave her alone, didn’t I ask you to leave her alone?’
Well that was our cue.
Pain starts demanding the man meet him outside, I’m telling him to calm down it’s not worth it, does he really want to spend another night in jail and pay all those medical bills.
The guy is determined he is not going outside, Pain is demanding he go out, I’m telling him to stop because I don’t want to bail him out again, and the poor girl is damn near shitting herself wailing ‘I asked you to leave her alone, couldn’t you have left her alone, didn’t I tell you to leave her alone’.
So we finished our drinks, and got up to leave.
Pain tapped the guy on the shoulder and said he’d be waiting for him outside.
By the time we got outside we were both doubled over laughing.
I wonder how long they sat there afraid to come out.
What General? Won’t the army get mad?
