God DAMN. I did say that out loud! 
Nah, he’s a smokin’ hot babe! Wicked sexy. Yummmmmmmmy.
His wife is nice too.
My page seems to be having some difficulties, but here’s the link: http://my.treeway.com/sueduhnym/home.html
Never!
And when I say never, I mean the part about coming around. I obviously can’t control whether or not you become king. But I have to say, at least George W. Bush hasn’t made any kind of noise in the pro-soccer direction.
Rasa: When I say clean living I mean I have relatively good hygiene. Actually I think it was the daily pot smoking in the 80’s that have kept me preserved.
Biggirl: You’re welcome - even though I haven’t been on Napster in a month. Ha ha - I strike and then I’m gone. Bwuhahahaha
Crunchy: Gee whiz, thanks a heap.
Ok, fine. As promised - a recipricle limerick about B.O.S.
-ahem-
Bottle of Smoke’s elation
Whether working or on a vacation
Is cramping his thumbs
Drinking Cokes and some rums
With his very best friend Playstation
And you’re close on my apperance, although I’m not saying which description you’re close on.
Sue: You little trollop. 
Well, if I weren’t married I’d like to … I gotta stop there, I’m so devoted I feel guilty even fantisizing.
Snooooopy: Ok, your choice, mon frere. Left striker or prison time. I’m fair but I’m firm.
Jack Batty, I’ll be your Right Halfback on the Soccer Field of Love.
oh what the hell…
Jack Batty is a pretty good guy…even if Silver Fire could kick his ass at TH2
Here Jack…have a shot of chopin…
Mag: We in the know call it right-mid-field. But what do I know - I like playing either striker or keeper. But, interesting idea, “the soccer field of love”. Gives a whole new meaning to the word “header”.
Oldie: Nobody, but nobody can whup me in Tony Hawk, and I got the thumb calluses to prove it. But thanks for the shot of whatever chopin is (not the composer, I presume).
You want double entendres and football?
A BBC commentator actually said this, about the English national goalie:
"Seaman dribbles outside of the box!"
Heh-heh. Heh heh-heh heh
It’s the same one you turned down at sue’s cause you wre being all wimpy. It’s still sitting here for you…for whenever you decide to be a man.
Does puking all over oneself make one a man?
That’s generally what happens when I drink liquor. I’m a beer man by trade. But ok. Dec 2, I’ve got all afternoon and I don’t have to drive, so I guess you’ll get to see me puke. 
Hope you’re feeling better, Jack.
woohoo! It’ll make my day!
Now, see, that’s different. PLAYING soccer would not bother me (although my brutal incompetence might bother my teammates). My mind would at least be occupied by running around and figuring out where I was supposed to be on the field. It’s only when I have to cover soccer – particularly idiot high schoolers – that I get irritable.
Could I be a defender instead? I’ve always felt more interested in the defensive side of the ball.
On an idle whim, I did a Yahoo! search on “Jack Batty.” There is a Jack Batty in Australia who is a member of the Victorian Sub-District Cricket Association. I was quite amused.
Thanks for the link, Sue. I can’t seem to access your page, so for the time being I’ll just have to go with my description of him.
And I’m not saying which one either, Jacko.
Huh. 11 years of being the only girl on a co-ed soccer team doesn’t get me “in the know?” We also called the “striker” a “forward” and the “keeper” the “goalie”. Thanks for fighting my ignorance!
I am now the opposing sweeper on the Soccer Field of Acquaintance, btw.
Coldie: And when Seamen dribbles outside the box, the “goal” is left open and vulnerable. Laugh riot, eh what?
I once heard this while watching a hockey game. “In this replay you’ll see how Gretzky deftly beats off the defender.” Huh? How did I miss that?
Audrey: Thanks, I feel much better today.
OldScratch: You evil person. I hope I’m sitting right next to you when I boot.
Snoooopy: two things - 1, Ok, if you play but don’t watch maybe I’ll let you slide with probation. 2 - Apparently I should have done a little more research on my user name, there is also a corporate spoksman here in the states for Coke or IBM or something named Jack Batty. Ooops. I’m still anticipating a cease and desist order in the mail anyday now.
Bottle: As soon as remove my thumb from my ass, I will do something about getting my pic on the People Pages. I’d hate to make my millions of adoring fans suffer any longer. [sub]Millions of adoring fans: a little too much?[/sub]
Mag: Forgive me. I’m a bit of an anglophile when it comes to soccer. In fact I prefer to call it “football” but that just leads to misunderstandings and sometimes fist fights here in the states.
Jack, do you also speak with a fake British accent?
Only after watching too much Monty Python.
“I DON’T LIKE SPAM!!” - “Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spaaaaaaam …”
Jack Batty likes his wife, A lot
Oh and he’s cute too. I think he kinda looks like Fabio, but more manly.