That is a great setup for a punch line!
Happy Toosday!
It’s 23 degrees above freezing, wet and gloomy outside.
Today is laundry, pizza, walk hell-pup day.
Also have to deal with Sah-kid and ATT day because he went over his data usage. I know he’s going to flip out when I tell him because he is always so careful.
Speaking of the kid, gotta brag, he got 7 As and 1 B on his report card.
His favorite class seems to be Marine Biology.
Yesterday I got to hear all the wonders of Horseshoe craps.
The day before I was educated on the octopus.
The only thing I know about horseshoe craps was that when one of the exes took my fishing the horseshoe craps kept getting my bait and breaking my line.
The ex told me to stop catching the crabs and I said what do you want me to do, ask them to leave my line alone?
**FCM ** Hollywood and California are a lot better than Accident and Skaggsville.
So time to getup and get moving.
I’m hungry, got calls to make, emails to write, real estate to peruse, laundry to wash, dogs to walk and a pizza to order and of course IRK, IRK, IRK!
:mad: I find this terribly insulting; I am not fat you, you, you Arkansinian you! :mad: Trout @ 5 paces!
This may need to become a sig! 
Can you play them in the casino? How many dice do they use?
Blurf. I have a hang on today. I am taking the day off today. I’ve been taking each Wed off but tomorrow is the 1st of the month and I have to always irk on the first.
I am losing my best employee in the middle of the month. She and her family are being transferred so I am trying to use some leave before she goes.
It rained a whole bunch here last night. I wouldn’t care if it rained all day today.
Rosie if I were anywhere near you I’d help you move and clean. I know what a pain in the ass moving is.
Anyone else having allergy problems? If I don’t take an antihistamine every 12 hours I sneeze non stop. Pollens are terrible right now.
Swampy–did they catch the sexton yet? Hugs to all that need them.
I have an irresistible desire to embroider this on a throw pillow!
**swampy **- wait - your ritual involves wire hangers?? 
Yep, I’m back from the wilds of WalMart, altho at this hour on a rainy Tuesday, it wasn’t too wild. And it’s not really rainy - mostly just drizzly and icky out.
After lunch, I’m going to head to my studio and play around for a few hours. Supper tonight will be a fish-like substance - not sure which fillets I’ll pull out of the freezer. Somewhere along the line, I’ll probably shove some dishes into the dishwasher. Mostly, I don’t feel like doing much of anything. I should follow Higgs’ lead and take a nap.
OHHHHH!
I hate, hate, HATE wax museums.
They are so creepy.
I wonder what the Wax Museum in Rio de Janeiro is like…
(Ouch!)
I love AT&T
They increased his data plan, and back dated it so I don’t have to pay for the overage. The cost for the overage was more than the cost of bumping up the data plan.
I wish I could switch with him, I’m grandfathered in at unlimited data and I hardly use any now that I work from home.
Blurf.
Only for weddin’s and formal occasions.
WHAT??? YOU’RE LEANING???
Can we say HAPPY DANCE!?
Sure we can all say HAPPY DANCE!!!
Why do we do the HAPPY DANCE!?
Because Sari is HOME ALONE!
I’d do the HAPPY DANCE! naked except for I’ve got the shades up and the windows open and I don’t want to blind the neighbors!
Stop all the happy dancing. There’s nothing to be happy about. Go back to realizing how miserable and short life is. grumble grumble
Butters the person formerly known as the Sexton turned himself in on Sattidy. I found this out last night. I wish him the best. I really like the guy but looks like he messed up big time with drug charges, assault, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon plus the whole high speed chase thing.
N.O.L. has been ingested. Brown rice with veggies and some leftover steak and grilled chikin mixed in. YUM!
::Joins sari in happy Snoopy dance just to tick off $2.99 in keepin’ with this weeks theme::
A realist.
Far as I can tell, swearing is fine as long as it’s not aimed at another poster.
Sorry your day’s not going well. {{{drew}}}
You have to grab your happiness where you can find it.
A few hours of being home alone way overshadows…
not being able to get a hold of Hell-pups mom to see if I need to walk her - Hell-pup that is, not the mom
we still have a mouse in spite of all the poisoned bait being gone
I just opened my desk drawer to find it full of little droppings
Why only one drawer has droppings and not the other 6?
My asshole sister after a short stint of peace is starting up her shit again
I haven’t talked to the SO since Friday and only got one text from him on Sunday and it was only a request for me to check his bank balance
The frustration of trying to find a house when the ones I want are too low priced to get a mortgage and the ones for which I can get a mortgage are too big
Do I really want a house with 5 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms?
UH NO!
As soon as I move out of that small town to the next one over the house prices jump dramatically higher
Of course with the SO behaving like an ass I may just move to Tennessee or Arkansas or Belize
However, the house is empty except for me and my dog, the hounds from hell are locked up in their bedroom, I cal leave my door open and roam the house freely, one load is ready for the dryer, another to go in the washer, the trash is taken out, my bills are paid, my calls are done (except for the one mentioned above), and I have lots of different things to choose from for lunch
so I am HAPPY! DAMMIT!
and you gotta be HAPPY! too.
So just grit your teeth, put on your dancing shoes and get out there and start dancing!
Thank you Swampy
Have I ever told you how handsome you are?
La la la la I’m not listening! la la la la la la
But you are singing
and you know what goes with singing
DANCING!
::Dancing to flytrap’s singing::
Why thank you sari! Have I mentioned how drop daid georgeous you are?
Gettin’ ready for an upcomin’ record audit at irk. Goin’ through files is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo boooooooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnn’!
Sketties and meat balls for dindin. Made the sauce and meat balls last night. Just need to heat it all up, cook up some angel hair pasta, make a green sallit and toast up some garlic bread. ‘Twill be good. Lookin’ forward to that is keepin’ me goin’ here at irk.
Ah well, back at it.