ClockworkMelon Think about it for a minute. All the arguments put forth by atheists have counter-arguments. There have been long threads on the problem of free will, the problem of evil, the problem of suffering and so on. But the question
“How do you know you are not just crazy like Kanicbird?”
That’s a tough one.
That’s easy to answer. “Because the Archangel Michael told me. He’s right behind you. Slowly masturbating. [one eye slowly drifts to the left and twitches]”
See, you have to see this place like kbird does:
God’s sent him here to do His work for Him. He views himself above these attacks and arguments, because God is working through them, so it’s all toward that end. To kbird, this is all just the flailings of the “unwashed” and there’s always a Godly purpose behind it… kbird is merely the conduit and is immune to any attacks on his “reputation” because it’s all part of the works of God and Love and Strippers and DUIs. LOL! 
Also, Michael the Archangel, the one who defeated Lucifer has apparently been demoted to mere traffic infringements.
Bah…that match didn’t draw flies. Dusty Rhodes against Lucifer (Kevin Sullivan under a mask) in a cage put asses in the seats.
Too bad you weren’t captured by her sister Chthonia, who hung out in the boathouse next to the pond. She gave transcendent sex secrets AND the ability to control groundhogs with your MIND.
Funny story. I got both powers taken away from me one night when I got drunk and mixed them up.
That was one groundhog who died happy, though, I can tell you that right now…
Oh crap - kanicbird worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster! After all, does not His Noodly Goodness promise us an afterlife filled with stripper factories and beer volcanoes? It all makes so much sense now…
Never succumbed to it, eh?
Clearly the k-bird is mad as a hat full of Wednesdays. But because that madness has a Christian theme rather than, say a Transformers one, at first glance he passes for a Pentacostalist or some other fundy type.
Is this a religious version of Poe’s Law?
He reminds me of the Rev. Peter Shayne (Anthony Perkins) in Crimes of Passion (with Kathleen Turner as prostitute China Blue).
Amazing two posts. Just fucking amazing. 
I thought Poe’s law referred exclusively to religion.
But you know what? What he believes honestly isn’t that crazy. I mean, the bare definition of Christianity demands faith in Christ, a jewish zombie who started a new religion, brought someone back from the dead, and did all kinds of crazy shit. The only difference is that his particular insane beliefs have a modern and very active impact, rather than a passive one.
Crazy bat-shit posting behaviour (which, as a new addition to the Teeming millions, really, really confused me until I learned to tune him out) aside, I was quite impressed by his contribution tothisthread started by a raving anti-nuclear nutter
Unless, of course, he’s being serious. Which isn’t outside the realms of possibility.
It’s sort of like when Charles Manson tells a dead baby joke-you don’t laugh because he could just be having a flashback.
Thanks for that. I’d almost forgotten how much I enjoy spraying orange juice out of my nose.
To all here, I would just like to say that I am thankful for this forum to express my views, even the controversial ones, and hear yours and the exchange, and wish you all a happy thanksgiving.
Your Mother Sucks Cocks in Hell, Karras!
Head turns
And we’re all Thankful you don’t live near us, that we don’t have to see your mug across the table, have to smile and make nice, even if only once a year.
And, of course, we’re all very thankful that we have not surrendered our power of thought, to a risen from the dead, virgin raping, drink my blood, eat my body, deity who’s existence relies on a 2000 + yr old work of fiction. Or, maybe that’s just me.
Seriously, what’s the board policy about posters who are mentally ill? Aren’t we doing them a disservice by allowing them a continued forum for them to expound on their delusions? And if he isn’t bonkers, he’s just trolling all of us, and we know what we do in such cases.
Wait. This was on Final Jeopardy last night… Umm…ahhh…What is…
…people who have never been in my kitchen?
Shit like this is why so man people think atheists are assholes. Shoehorning unwarranted religious attacks into a thread about a schizophrenic, and doing it on a semi-religous holiday, is being an asshole. Next time one of the atheists on this board brings up the old saw that they are always “persecuted” for their stance in real life, I’m going to point to this thread. I’ll tell them that if they act anything in real life like they acted here, then they are being attacked for being an intolerant and judgmental douche bag, not for their stance on religion.
Since when did Thanksgiving become a religious holiday? Did Jesus like stuffing with his turkey?
AnalogSigmal, I said “semi-religous” “A day of thanks” is used by many religions to thank their particular deity for something. The Pilgrims weren’t giving thanks to Milses Standish, after all. Abraham Lincoln just codified the practice in his Thanksgiving Proclamation
The stated purpose of the holiday is to praise “our father in heaven”. So yeah, it’s semi-religous.
How the fuck did you not know that?