or Moanday for those of you who have to work today.
It’s a dark cool 43 degrees outside with a projected high of 43. I guess this is as good as it gets today.
I’m up too early and if this will post instead of time out I will be starting off this week.
Holiday seasons are interesting to me, if you pay attention you can learn a lot.
For instance I learned that two middle fingers aren’t nearly enough when one has to drive in holiday traffic.
If you are going to have a sign in your car window that says ‘lose weight and feel great’ you shouldn’t drive 50 mph in the slow lane because people might think you haven’t lost enough of your big ole lard ass for your car to haul your around,
People who wait until the last minute to order gifts online shouldn’t be shocked and outraged when their packages get delivered after Christmas. It’s not like the season can sneak up on you, not with stores advertising before Halloween.
If you say Merry Christmas you offend half the people you know, if you say Happy Holidays you offend the other half. So to make life easier I just give both camps a great big old one finger salute, that way I can offend both camps equally.
Which leads me to my last meandering musing.
People sure seem to get offended awfully easily these days. I guess nobody ever taught them how to ignore things or to consider the source, or maybe just realize they are not the center of the universe and everything that happens isn’t all about them.
People need to lighten up and stop looking for reasons to be offended.