Yep, ther’s lot of hot male dopers
and I got the hottest one, Montfort.
[sub]See you soon Montfort, my love.**
Just remember, when you get to the J’s to extend your jealousy Mrs Chance’s way.
Sure they look hot, but can they post?
[gratuitous self-plugging]
Well, fellahs, seems the fighter pilot hasn’t been reached yet. No big deal. . . That picture will be up for a bit longer, just so the ladies can see what they’re getting. Ooop, gotta run, the President is on the other line.
[/gratuitous self-plugging]
Tripler
That pic was taken back in '97. I’ve grown up some since then. 
You know, handy, I’m glad you asked. As a hot man with the language skills of a thalidomyde baby raised by wolves, I’m often called upon to answer that very question. The truth is, I haven’t the mental acumen to correctly identify the power button on my computer, much less contribute to any online discussion forum in a coherent manner.
That’s why I use the Postbot 5000™. It formulates responses to posts I arbitrarily choose based on thought processes so psychotically byzantine as to defy linguistic interpretation, formulates a response in the style I’ve preselected, entirely by accident, from the handy dropdown-menu interface, and posts it to the boards.
And all this for three easy payments of $49.95.
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I advise people to pass mine by…broken monitors are expensive to replace.
I saw your picture, Narile, and my monitor’s still intact. So, how YOU doin’? 
Robin
You were always my favorite.
Someone should start a thread “Doper Men that Gay Dopers Think are Hot”.
Or not. I have my picks, but I don’t know if I’d contribute them regardless.
Maybe I’ll just start an “Ask the Fat Gay Guy” thread…
jayjay
With luck, I always will be.
But what about us bi guys? Don’t we get to say who’s hot?
She sure did, but she knew when to stop 
Oh, there you bisexuals go again, insisting on being included! It used to be so much easier to fit organizational titles onto buttons and stuff before they all had to include “gay, lesbian, bisexual, trangendered, asexual, uncertain, bicurious, and generally not hetero” on everything!
jayjay (seriously, I’m kidding…just in case that wasn’t clear…)
At least there are more of us to march now:) Besides, now you can make each letter of it a different color of the rainbow.
Exhibit A: VenusGirlTrap
Here we have a college freshman female, obviously intelligent (she’s a Doper) and who, judging from her photos, wouldn’t be tossed out of 99.9% of male beds for eating crackers.
And what is she doing? Trolling (not in the bad way) this board for dates!! Gah! The infamy!
College was the only time in my life where sex/romance/relationships/drunken making-out was the norm rather than the exception.[sup]1[/sup] If VGT has been reduced to on-line flirting with frustrated DoperGuys, I weep for this generation.
Sua
[sup]1[/sup] [sub]I REALLY REALLY miss college[/sub]
I’m not trolling these boards for dates, although I doubt you will believe me. Any of the guys on here that I’ve talked to can confirm that I’m not here looking for dates. And although I find (most) college boys boring and predictable, Friday and Saturday nights are full of all of those things that you described.
VGT, it’s Sua…he’s funnin’. I seriously doubt that a poster with Sua’s charm and tact, if he ever did actually believe you were trolling for dates, would actually say so on the boards.
Not directly, anyway. 
Besides, people put out thread-starters that don’t necessarily conform in all particulars to actual events. It’s just a way to start an interesting conversation. So even if I, personally, did feel like our OP sounded like “trolling for dates”, I’d probably assume you were just hypotheticking (what? why’s jarbaby the only one allowed to make up words?:)), y’know?
jayjay
Your OP…
I knew I was going to blow something in that otherwise perfect post completely to hell…
jayjay