The MMP That Drives Like an Idiot

I think YOU look fine but you need a plain solid background IMHO.

Well, they really just want to make sure your face won’t terrify the children, but yeah, I guess I probably should have a solid background. Stupid wall hanging. :stuck_out_tongue:

I do kind of like the halo effect of the wall hanging behind you, though. :smiley:

Maybe you can just get the background edited out. I mean, the part that’s you is just terrific.

I’ve just been told I’ll be going back to Bilbao week-after-Easter. I asked my agent to work on which part, because really, the way these people keep bouncing me around, it’s like they know I must be useful somehow but can’t figure the “some” part of the “how.” Pay’s still indecent, though, so what the hell.

I wholeheartedly agree!
good news from the doc - I do not have to go for the Rituxan infusion (the thought of it was giving me serious agiada) Instead, they’re sending me to a couple of specialists to evaluate me for participation in a Luipus study (I don’t actually have Lupus, but I have many other things which, when added up, mimic Lupus, and are treated similarly) More on that as the story developes.

You look too happy to be teaching the functional idiots you’ve been describing. You also look extremely young. You can still smile for the photo, but look a little more serious. But why do they want a photo? If they don’t like the way you look, they won’t hire you? (but how could anyone not like the way you look? :wink: )

Haze I think the pic looks fine.

I have never seen AI. I don’t know what network it’s on. I don’t know what local channel it’s on. I don’t know the time it’s on. I don’t know the day of the week it’s on. I don’t want to know any of it either.

I lurve Hearts and Spades. I also lurve Uno and SkipBo. I also lurve Mille Bournes but haven’t played it in years.

BBBobbio the trailer sounds like tons o’ fun. I bet all the kiddies, especially the boys loved all the shakin’, rattlin’ and sound effects. So far, knock on wood, I have had no plumbin’ problems at da cave. However, da cave is now twelve years old and I just know stuff will happen any day now.

I am, of course, your current crop - not the sweet youngsters of your homeland…

:smiley:

Yup.

I’m not even joking. Korea doesn’t have any policy that prevents people from discriminating based on looks. All resumes, for any job, require a photo. For ESL teachers, they probably want to make sure you’re not black or Middle Eastern or SE Asian . . . any ethnicity other than white or East Asian. It’s getting better, but slowly.

MamaTigs, I didn’t even notice the “halo effect.” Heheh. Maybe that would work in my favor. :smiley:

Shhhhh! If they hear you, they’ll block me again!

:wink:

[Nelson Muntz]Ha ha! [/Nelson Muntz] Got the page!

So what was the page?

Was the Jenkins’ barn on fire?
Looting in Pixley?
An LOL with LOC?

Not surprisingly, DH passed the exam. Now, he’s on the waiting list. The good news is that once he’s accepted to go to the academy, they start paying. The only mystery is where he’ll be assigned. We’re hoping it’ll be “The Q” because it’s close, but with our luck, they’ll place him at Atascadero, which would be a hell of a daily commute.

Uh, that would be first on this page. Besides, I’m 50 miles away right now, in civilization. I have no clue if Clem’s pig shed is a burnin’.

Yikes, it’s nearly 3pm!

I am vastly hung over today, despite the fact that last night I only had one glass of wine with dinner, and then a fruity martini a couple of hours later. I suspect lack of sleep probably has more to do with why I’m feeling so craptacular - we were out late, and I hadn’t slept well the night before thanks to the heat being out (we have a space heater, but it’s noisy as hell).

On the bright side, the furnace is back in working order. And the repair guys were kind enough to throw in the annual maintenance coverage for free, seeing as they were just over two months ago and didn’t notice the problem then - so any additional problems will be covered by the plan.

Which of course means there won’t be any more problems, because Murphy doesn’t like making trouble when it doesn’t cost me money. :slight_smile:

Wallflower, congrats on having a lovely date. I had a momentary gulp when I saw the “she’s married” bit, but if the husband’s cool with it, then full steam ahead says I! :slight_smile:

LiLi, send the chocolate to me if you don’t want it - I’m sure I can make it magically disappear in a couple of sittings, only to have it magically reappear on my midsection a few days later. I’m afraid you’re stuck with the kidling, though.

Haze, you look gorgeous - as always - though I agree that a solid background and slightly more “headshot” type format might be more suitable. The Boy’s company has a similar requirement for resumes submitted to their German division. Apparently, they want to make sure the team all has a similar “look”, so the photos are as big of a concern as a demo reel and resume.

{{{{{Pie}}}}}} Hope things get better. Ima kicking life in the pants for you.

:eek: you’re right!

Okay, kiddies - I have to pretend to get some work done here - I’ll “see” you when I get home

Rosie-but I’m not a blonde Mensan. Really, I thought you were intelligent! :wink:
99and [sup]44/100ths[/sup]–first rule in conning–know your mark. I’m risk averse. :stuck_out_tongue:
Yays and boos to everyone else. I swear I read it, but then I go to post and forget most of it.

I am still carless and the clock is ticking. AND it’s costing me $440 for the repair. I am now stone broke–worse we have credit card debt on top of this shit. Gah.
I wonder if that Emperor’s service needs a new call girl. I might be able to work the MILF angle. Need to lose about 15 pounds and tone what’s left. Hmmmm.

Remodelers are still here working on the bathroom. I took pictures (none from today) and managed to edit and describe them on Flickr. Here is the link if you really want to look. Bathroom Remodel Pictures. For those of you not familiar with Flickr, you can click on the thumbnail image to make them bigger, and read my description of what was going on.

I don’t think I will have a shower tonight, but the bathroom electrical is now up to code. :smiley: That is a HUGE update from where it was.

Me too! I’ve seen snippets of that stoopit show in passing, but I don’t watch. In fact, I can’t think of anything about it that appeals to me, based upon what I read and hear. I don’t believe my life is the poorer for missing it.

And, I’m home. My oil change turned into a radiator change. That’s gonna cost a coupla bucks. Oh well. Maybe I’ll get the van back today, maybe tomorrow. Who knows?? And when I got home, I discovered that a certain evil kitteh knocked over a plant. The plant is fine. The carpet got dirted. It’s all been vacuumed now. Stoopit cat.

I’ve got a hunk of corned beef simmering on the stove and I’m about to add the carrots and N.O.T. to the pot. Probably an onion, too. Cabbage will go in last. It smells good already, and I’m hongry!! I was gonna start it in the crock pot, but I forgot to set it up last night, so I’m doing it the old fashioned way. It still works.

And on that note, I’ll pop off to the kitchen to chop up some veggies.

Um, MCUNE… is that tile coming or going?

I am back from riding my bike over to the car place to pick up my car. The wind was cold on my hands, but it’s a gorgeous day outside. I could hear the sandhill cranes crying as they flew overhead. They fly so high, it’s very hard to see them sometimes.

Spring is coming!

Do you promise? :rolleyes: cold, rainy, wet and icky here…me want spring…