Well, gotti didn’t mention naughahyde so I figured you weren’t on the committee. Besides if it were you there would be prints of “Dogs Playing Poker” on black velvet instead of abstract flowers. 
Hope everything’s fine Apes!
Baby doctor? That young ? Man, they give degrees to anybody these days!
They’re hospital recliners. Of COURSE there’s Naugahyde!
English as a third language perhaps?
Please
do not throw
Drink coffee
into
machine
This is a hand-written note taped to the coffee machine at the infusion center. Red sharpie on pink paper, no less. I understand what they’re trying to say, but trying to parse it sprained my cerebrum. The problem is that if you want to pour out some coffee, there’s not a sink nearby.
Where is the blood? We’ve been here for two hours. Type and cross two units shouldn’t take so long.
Oh, and the “best” part of the decor here is the Caribbean-esque images done up to look like windows. I think they used large x-ray viewers as they all have that charming shimmer.
If I can sneak a photo without getting any patients in view, I may post a pic later.
I read that as it’s better to do a drive by than be hit by one.
Sis (RIP) was convinced that the meals served in hospital were the flesh of the beasts whose hides covered the chairs.
Swampy, have you a recipe for rotisserized nauga beast?
Man, I didn’t want to come to work today.
I woke up at a nice early hour, like I usually do, but instead of snoozing and enjoying my nice warm bed, I fell asleep again and had a weird dream.
And it’s cold at my desk. I know it’ll be nice outside, but the ac will start running. It’s not fair. I have NEVER had an office with a window and I’m ALWAYS cold. The last place I worked at a long time, every room was on the same system. The control was in my office, but if I turned it up so I would be comfortable, everyone else would get heat stroke because they had a wall of windows.
I think I’m doing alright on Camp Nanowrimo. I haven’t typed up what I’ve written yet.
Almost done irk for the am.
Then N.O.L.
Then on to finish the mortgage app and collect all the documents.
I shall try to not kill anybody today, it’s not even noon yet and already 3 people have plucked my nerves.
Do ya haz straw? :eek:
I handle functional; pretty is someone else. Is the chair comfy? Then my work here is done! 
Today is officially my last day of being an unemployed layabout as I’m starting a new temp assignment on Monday. I spent it having a lie-in, watching telly and baking bread. I’m off to see my doting parent on Sunday and promised her a fresh(ish) loaf so I baked one today for her, I won’t have time tomorrow as I have errands and stuff to run.
Monday I’ll be doing my new job so that will be good, it pays better than the last one which is good news for my bank balance. And on Monday night, I am off to a local venue to see Danny Vaughn on his solo tour which I am really looking forward to.
Other than that, it’s been a blurfy day over here at Fae Towers.
:eek: Save The Naughas! :eek:
I been bruthing up downthtairs, and dow I can’t brede through by dose.
achoo
We have a big scary glowing thing in the sky, and it’s making all the dust too obvious. Didn’t realise it was that messy in there though- we keep the living room door propped open almost all the time, and hung on the back there was a bag with… things… in it.
I think they may once have been my housemate’s vegetables. Probably stuck back there when we had a mouse problem in the cupboard, then forgotten 'cos they were out of sight. Ick.
Howdy from da cave. I made the executive decision to cut out early today. Ok, I will do some irk from here this afternoon but still, I am in tshirt and sweatpants. That counts for kinda like not bein’ at irk.
Ick indeed Nuts!
Everything went great at the OB. I am good to go, no bed rest. I don’t have to take the Procardia, and I can take a weekend trip to see my mom and grandpa. I want to go with the family because I don’t know when the next time will be to see them before the baby is born. It’s only a 3 hour drive. I am excited! I miss my mommy 
Actual naugas are even uglier.
Oh no! You can adopt your very own nauga!
Well,
I think I may need a new nickname. I blew up about 5 grand worth of gear last night, we had brought in subwoofers and amps for the show last night, no workie any more. Worth 0$ now. We are not amused.
Happy Friday all
**Jim the Destroyer **
Better than I am. I wrote a bunch of random notes Sunday and tried to think of place names last night. Tonight I might start writing down random outline-ish type things.
This story’s been in my head for nigh onto fifteen years. Apparently it’s gotten comfortable in there.
[Aussie accent] That’s not a Nauga. This is a Nauga. [/Aussie accent]
