I dont like golf. I dont care about Tiger’s sexual antics. I am so freaking bored with that story. Isn’t there somebody missing somewhere in America or the world? Are there no conservatives blathering completely whacko stuff? And tax time … surely we have not had enough stories about the approach of tax time! The Woods story has made the media neglect their usual trite standbys!
My favorite was a quote from some therapist talking about what a *sensitive *guy he is, so all the brouhaha might affect his game. God, it’s just so *hard *to be a world-famous millionaire sports star who gets caught red-handed fucking around! You don’t even know!!!
I think both are hilarious, personally.
People can’t be into domination/humiliation/sadism and classy?
Many words come to mind when I picture a woman being gagged by a shit-stained cock, but "classy’ is fairly far down the list.
What if you promise to keep your pinkies out?
I just don’t understand why it’s shocking to anyone that a young, good looking billionaire #1-in-the-world athlete would be sleeping around with hot cocktail waitresses. I’d be surprised if he wasn’t, personally. I can’t fathom why companies that largely cater to sports-playing men would drop sponsorship of someone like that. They obviously don’t understand their target demographic at all.
Precisely.
TIGER, tiger, learning nigh,
In the whores of the night,
What immoral hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful marketing?
In what distant deeps or skeeves
Burnt the fire of thine thighs?
On what things dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?
And what shoulder and what part
Could twist the sinews around his heart?
And when thy heart began to sweat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?
What he hammered? what kind of chains?
In what furnace was thy brain?
Where’s the advil? What breast grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?
When the stars threw up their rears,
And showered her with their leers,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who laid the glam make thee?
Tiger, tiger, burning sight
In the fortunes of the right,
What immoral hand or I
Dare frame thy fearful proclivity?
Llama llama llama llama llama llama duck.
re: the OP - I’m pretty sick of hearing about the Tigerdrama, but it IS Masters week, so I expect to be bombarded.
And there’s at least 3 BDSM jokes in that statement, if somebody wants to dig 'em out.
I can’t beleive the interviews with people on the street who say they’ll tune in to the Masters because of the media spotlight when they otherwise wouldn’t. What are they expecting? To see if Tiger sleeps with someone on the course? And how could this possibly affect his game? He’s had some personal issues to deal with and hasn’t had sex with his wife (or presumably anyone) since this all broke loose. Yeah…tough to play golf after that. :rolleyes:
I don’t blame him though, he’s been trained through the years to ‘play a round’. On almost every tee someone is yelling at him ‘GET IN THE HOLE!’.
Needs more badgers.
Well played, sir.
This is odd. I can only guess someone messing around at the TSN.ca website and altered the Masters highlights video. At about 7 seconds in it says “Sex Addict? Yeah. right. sure. Me too”
So what’s classy sex, then? I’m assuming only the kind *you *like to engage in.
However, if all we know about the aforesaid gagging is derived from reading private and consensual communications that the sender didn’t intend anybody but the recipient to see, then its classiness or lack thereof is none of our goddamned business.
If Tiger Woods were deliberately broadcasting his thoughts about shit-stained cocks in public “sexting” transcripts for anybody to see, I’d be the first to agree that that’s vulgar and disgusting and anything but classy. But if he merely sent them as private communications to a consenting partner, then we’re not entitled to make that judgement.
In that case, we’re the vulgar and disgusting and not-classy ones for poking our dirty noses into somebody else’s private communications.
Well then, shame shame SHAME on you for posting about it. Tiger is God and no alleged “sexting” as you call it can change the world’s opinion one iota, so there.
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You da man.
According to TMZ, it was a second plane hired by the same people/person.
Look, what Tiger does with his shit-stained cock in the privacy of his own… well, of somebody’s… home is none of my business. I just don’t want it shoved in my face.
I’m going to continue to privately smirk about the idea of someone who deliberately reads private, personal messages of an intimate nature that were not directed at them being the arbiter of what is and isn’t classy.
It would’ve been classier if **Icerigger **had used spoiler tags.
My comment was, in fact, directed more at **Icerigger **than at you, since he went to a page that’s explicitly billed as a transcript of the chats, versus just happening to be in a Tiger Woods thread.
Yeah, I figured. And to be honest, I have no opinion on Tiger’s classiness or lack thereof and just enjoy repeating the phrase “shit-stained cock.”