The neverending Tiger Woods story

Yeah, and if we didn’t know about those messages they wouldn’t be unclassy, like the tree that falls in the woods with no one around.

Besides, the real scandal is that ACORN staffers helped him write that text.

I love watching Tiger Woods golf.

and nothing else

What? Tiger Woods has been barely mentioned on NPR…

I think I found your problem.

Update:

Tiger Loses Masters, America Weeps
Sure To Resume Winning Ways Soon

Some nobody named Mickelson won this time.

Where are you getting that angle?

Reading that, nobody thought about him ? Sometimes he went into a frenzy of sending his fireballs and you could only block them.

Won’t someone remember Michael Jackson?

Tris

Who?

This is 2010, man. We’ve moved on.