I have a certificate of ordination from the Universal Life Church hanging in my cubical. If you’re not familiar with the ULC, it will ordain anyone who asks. I received the certificate online about four years ago when I was curious about what one could do with the Internet. I have any religious beliefs regarding it.
So this leads me to a couple of days ago. Our secretary, a ‘fundie’ was distributing some paperwork and saw the certificate. She then noticed the comic book posters and such, also littering my walls. She then went to one of my coworker and asked her if I was in a cult.
Now, the resident fundie is a nice person but a little off on her outlook. I thought it would be funny to hang next to my ordination the commandments from my newly created (and totally fake) Church of the Flesh. I need your help in creating that list.
For starters ~
All baptisms must be full submersions. Naked. In a hot tub. Or a shower. In emergencies, a can of beer may be substituted.
Thanks for helping a newbie!