The New Guy MMP

Not to make anyone jealous or anything, but I just had a Klondike Krunch bar. :smiley:

Some guys have girlfriends who work at liquor stores.
I have an ex-wife who is an assistant attorney general.
:frowning:

My last two exes are deceased

and I didn’t have a thing to do with it.

My new carseat and stroller! Yay! Only 3 more months to go!

(let me know if you all can see the post ok)

Mmmm hmmm, haven’t heard that one before. :rolleyes:

On a lighter note, Spiderman’s plan to split up and hope that Kingpin’s missile goes after Daredevil failed.
Like unto Buridan’s ass, the missile doesn’t know where to go. So, NOW, the slacker Spiderman shoots it with a web. I presume, indeed, hope that we will conclude this excitement within the week. :rolleyes:

Spidey I’m crushed, crushed I tell ya. That you could think such a thing of poor little old innocent me. :frowning:

Within the past week, there was a story that made national headlines where the, ahh, “gentleman” said virtually the same thing. I wasn’t implying anything about you, just sharing my knowledge of current events. :rolleyes:

However, if one doth protest too much; where there’s smoke… & all that :eek:

OMG, I just realized we have Girl Scout Cookies in the freezer! How could I have forgotten! Thin Mint Binge, yes please!

Had it been a Choco Taco, then I’d be green with envy.

Pass a few my way, please? :slight_smile:

Something about the name Peterson
Scott, Drew and Michael :eek:

Give me some Tagalongs in those convenient single-serve containers they come in. :smiley:

If I could I would be beaming cookies to all of you!

Can I ask you a personal question; what’s your IRL last name? I’m dying (or not) to know. :dubious:

What did you do-oo-oo for that Klondike Bar?

The universe has a lousy sense of humor and timing. No sooner does DH go into what’s called a chemo nadir, I catch a cold. So now, we have to avoid each other until I’m no longer dangerous. :mad:

It is turning out to be rough week. I have had a string of IT problems at work that just get more interesting as the week goes on, and means I have no access to stuff I need and I am getting further and further behind with work.

And I have a cold, so now I’m feeling grotty and getting very little sleep.

On the plus side, I’m going to Vancouver in August! Oh, and I am off to Paris next week!

Good Mornn’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN 'Tis 48 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 64 and sunny. Today I get to go on a tour of the east forty. Rah.

rio a number of CDP players have predicted the offin’ of Courtney Love for quite some time. I mean really, how much longer before she finally does off herself! CDP is one of the most fun and for sure the most ghoulish thread on the Dope. Several of us Mumpers play every year.

All you sickies, feel better soon.

Now I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy is hongry. Then, alas, irk purtification must commence.

Happy Hump Day Y’all!

swampy, you and yours invaded my dreams last night, altho since I’ve never seen OYKW, I’m guessing the face on the person in the dream was probably not even close… Anyway, it was a very disjointed dream, but at one point, a bunch of us were around a table. You were sitting next to me, OYKW was across and down from us, and there was some jerk directly across from us who was grilling you about something. Then a guy of generic Asian descent (best I can do - he looked Asian) was asking me about a magazine article about some port facilities, and he and another guy were trying to get me to comment on the article, for some reason. No idea what any of it means, but I am exhausted this morning because I kept waking up. ugh.

On the other hand, it’s mild out and it’s supposed to get sunny and close to 60 this afternoon, just ahead of another cold front. Stoopit weather. Teasing, taunting, and torturing us - we are not amused! :stuck_out_tongue:

At least it’s not Monday…

Happy Wednesday!

Blurf.

Harrumph.