CCGI Too much dependence on Crappy CGI effects. SD Smarmy Dreck masquerading as “feelings.” TL Testosterone-Laden. Shoot, kill, maim, pound chest, never run out of bullets. CKO Cheesy Knock-Off of some way better movie. FKO For Kids Only. Adults, use at risk of brain-melting. CTE Cliched Thematic Elements. PSS Plot-relevant Sex Scenes. ISS Irrelevent Sex Scenes. LGVnSS Lots of Gratuitous Violence but no Sex Scenes which might pollute the minds of the youth of America.
RWL. This movie was rewritten to serve as a vehicle for the lead actor. May contain Rob Schneider, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, or a comedian.
PPA. Product placement advisory. This movie contains graphic depictions of products our advertisers want you to buy, for which we were paid large sums of money, but which do not reduce the cost of your ticket.
ASE. Allegedly surprise ending which you have probably already heard about in the review and which could be seen coming from a mile away by a concussed duckling in a canvas bag.
FSW. This movie was written by four people. Not by four people collaborating, but by four writers, working at different times, in a desperate attempt to resuscitate this piece of trash.
ABS. Already been screened by test audiences, revised by committee, improved by focus groups, tightened up in post-production, extra footage shot, and edited again. Do not watch under any circumstances.
FSP. Every allegedly funny scene in this movie was already shown in the preview.
1STM - One Sequel Too Many
AGSWIA - All the Good Scenes Were In the Ads
GMPP - Gratuitous Merchandizing/Product Placement
LACRPP - Lead Actor Coasting: Repeating Previous Performances
PMNS - Plot Makes No Sense
SHBOH - Star Has Been Over-Hyped
URBFO - Uninspired Remake of a Better Foreign Original
R - Rubbish PG- Perfectly Ghastly U - Unwatchable X - warning! sountrack consists of nothing but Xylophones XXX - movie devoted to entirely to cross-stitching G - garbage NC-17 - No Cellphone use permitted for first 17 minutes of movie.