The New You!

In My Humble Opinion
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Premise: You get e-mail from the SDMB Staff asking you, for whatever reason you find legit, to please change your user-name. What would your top five choices be?

  1. Hagbard
  2. G.G. the D.M. (extra points for whoever gets this reference!}
  3. Horace Whimp
  4. Supercat
  5. Freudian Symp
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Yay! Extra points for me (c’mon, like that was hard)! Whoohoo…
::dances jig::
[Myrr21 got it! :slight_smile: -slythe)

  1. Xylene
  2. Something else I can’t think of

[Edited by slythe on 08-09-2000 at 07:52 PM]

3

Magic Monkey Man and his Haren of Lovely Laurentians
Eyeam T. Walrus
The Nose That Walks Like A Man
Whoozat
Steve

4

1.noophage (my AIM screenname)
2.Hollowman (I had it long before the movie, and for better reasons)
3.0xdeadbeef
4.TheTick
5.Beta version

5
  1. Wackdaddy Gurgleplotz
  2. Herbert the Pervert
  3. Psychadelic Slamdunk
  4. Bob Spelled Backwards
  5. Shortcake’s Loverboy

Although I’d probably just go with “JMSPOOFE”, which I already use for everything else. In fact, I may ask the Admins to change it to that, anyway…

6

**1. The Honorable Venustiano Carranza (President of Mexico)
2. Mister Apollinax
3. Brer Fox
4. Cuchulain Fighting the Ungovernable Sea
5. Oat Willie **

That last one would have been first, but somebody ruined it for me.

references:

  1. Daniel Pinkwater (also an actual President of Mexico)
  2. T.S. Eliot
  3. Joel Chandler Harris
  4. William Butler Yeats
  5. Gilbert Shelton, underground comix artist and creator of The Fabulous Furry Freak Bros.
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Now, see, if I were a guy, I could just go pick from the names I submitted to jb_farley’s thread, but I’m not, so let’s see what I come up with…

Meri Lewis
Aliera e’Kieron*
Evayne a’Nolan*
Kashini Aldatan
Elli Quinn

[sub]*If punctuation were not allowed, replace Aliera e’Kieron with Kiera and Evayne a’Nolan with Evayne.[/sub]

8

George Gobel the Dungenon Master?

9

**

Greg Gumbel the Deaf-Mute?

10
  1. Derelict Soul (because this is how I feel right now…)
  2. Me Am Grok (Me had this name before, in another land…me make many people mad because me talk like this)
  3. The Wretched (because this is how I feel right now…)
  4. Great Prophet Zarquon
  5. Skippy
11

I could just simplify everything for everyone if I went with:

Bitch2000

But it’s probably already taken!

12
  1. amk
  2. aud
  3. Squidgey
  4. Dweeb
  5. <a variation of Dweeb>

MauveDog, me sometimes talk like that too! Me find it bad habit me is trying to break! And my dad used to call me Og. (Far Side reference.)

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[ul]

  1. haile esoteric (my Cyber 7000 talk name many moons ago)
  2. aphelocoma
  3. zephyr - like the sound
  4. ±se
  5. coquillettidia - also like the sound, but too hard to spell.
    [/ul]
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  1. Sigmund Fraud
  2. The Fourth Amigo
  3. Sir Squicksalot
  4. Helmut Von Klapp
  5. Lothar of the Hill People
15

  1. Roland Deschain (bonus points for guessing where that’s from :rolleyes: )

  2. Felchy

  3. 3Weasel,inc. (company name I made up for a Economics class project)

  4. Squickariffic

  5. Death

16

If you think I don’t know that, you have forgotten the face of your father!

17

Between a jay and a mosquito, personally, I’d go for the jay :smiley:

18

Oddly enough, my 6th choice would have been ‘Og the Wretched’.

19

Then it just would have gotten Ogly. :smiley:

20
  1. Sammy
  2. fungo
  3. Artful dodger
  4. PRose …Because he was the greatest ever
  5. Gnat