Ya gotta get up and shake your money maker if ya wanna get some hand! Same for you, Hama!!
Tripler
An involved witness to the fun.
Tripler ended with:
An involved witness to the fun.
It must be noted at this point that Tripler has a decided flair for UNDERSTATEMENT.
Eh hem.
<whistles innocently.>
You dare not leave this open like that. Now you have all the rest of the Dopers hanging. Dare I ask, 'What are you talking about?
Tripler
And I’ll revise that to an ‘accomplice’ to the fun.
Yeah, whatever, Mr. F-this, F-that. I was NOT brimming with horniness! I was sad that Lux left and I had no one to lick (Sua must have been in the bathroom or something). I don’t know how I ended up on your lap and I have NO IDEA what Hama is insinuating. After Vodka Shot #2 (I’ve been with that bitch Tequila before, and she is too cruel a mistress for I), it was all hazy. Hell, it was hazy after Dayquil/Red Star Lager #2.
Hammy- you just needed to be more foreward. If you want hot guys like soulsling and smackfu holding your hands and a studmuffin like Billdo grabbing your ass, you need to put yourself out there a little more.
Stick with me, kid, and I’ll teach you some tricks. 
(Remember what I said about saying things just to see your reaction…this is one of those times. Your gonna have to buy a webcam or something. :p)
Tripler said:
And I’ll revise that to an ‘accomplice’ to the fun.
THAT, I can live with. Definitely more than an involved witness, but I can concede that not every circumstance in which you found yourself was under your control. Fair?
Now, for miss Nacho:
She said:
Hammy- you just needed to be more foreward. If you want hot guys like soulsling and smackfu holding your hands and a studmuffin like Billdo grabbing your ass, you need to put yourself out there a little more.
Hrmph. More forward. I was limited by time, space, and matter. Besides which, your vivacious self puts me in the shade, dear girl…how are any of these handsome guys even gonna SEE me when I’m stuck in the blinding corona of your effusiveness?
She also said:
Stick with me, kid, and I’ll teach you some tricks.
Hey, I was one of the people who made sure you were well enough to go walking down 5th Ave. the next day, thereby allowing you to see the Mecca that is (for you, anyhow) a huge-assed GAP store. Snort. Kids these days…no appreciation…
and…
(Remember what I said about saying things just to see your reaction…this is one of those times. Your gonna have to buy a webcam or something. )
I don’t know WHAT you’re talking about. You must have me confused with someone else. I was on another train. I had the day off. I gave at the Mall. My muffler fell off. And the dog ate it.
<schnert>
Croikey! I don’t know how you ended up on my lap either, but I’m not complaining. . . But you were brimming. . .
Tripler
Hama is right. I’m an “accomplice” to the fun.
I told ya’ll he was dirty.
You were the one with your hand under my shirt, Slick. And I seem to remember you being a little, ah, horny, as well.
Ah well. Ah’m a sucka for a cute ahk-cent. And you gotta lil Nwarth Dakotah, a lil Joisey…too much for a goil.
Hammy - I don’t know what your talking about either. GAP is the coolest!
I can’t wait for Green Bean to start typing up those comments I made. I feel like I should be embarrassed or something. 
If you get the chance, look at the pic of us writing on Opal’s head. Right there in front of God and everyone, I wrote, “I am NOT drunk. N4S,” with a little sunshine. So there!
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara *
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I plead no contest. . .
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WHOA sister! Perhaps my ears decieved me, but you told me you wanted me to. And deny it. I dare ya!
I did that? I didn’t know it was that obvious. . .
Tripler
My Russian accent isn’t too shabby either. . .
I, uh, might have had something to do with this. It was done in, um, innocence. Yeah… innocence! Didn’t realize what I was starting…
It was nice to see/meet everyone. Thanks for a super swell time. Sorry about spilling all the beer all over the place. The photos/movies are great - I hope jb still has all of his teeth.
L8R
SaxFace
P.S. Am I the only person who went out again last night (Sunday)?
[Ghostbusters]What did you do, Ray? What did you do?!?[/Ghostbusters]
Oh, and did the hat survive, or did we lose it in the Idiot?
Tripler
Rules are meant to be broken. It’s laws ya gotta worry about.
OK, can’t deny it. But that pales in comparison to what you were saying to me!
And let it be noted:
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It was nice to see my moves had some effect on someone, after beign spurned repeatedly by LuxFiat in my attempts to get him to play Seven Minutes in Heaven.
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Card, smard - I ordered the first pitcher of Bud Ice.
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I remember now…Vix yanked me off Sua and threw me at Trip. See…I was just a hapless pawn!
- Whenever I think of Tripler, the Jay-Z song “Give It To Me” plays in my head. Download it off of Napster and you’ll know all you need to know about the horny weenie.
::smacks his head::
Well, at least we all got the story straight. . .
Tripler
Not so much a weenie, but still sorta horny.
Whoah… How did I miss Tripler copping a feel? More importantly, where was my camera?
-THespos
Chairman, The “I got none from Nacho4Sara” Support Group
WHOA! Looks like we forgot the #1 rule of the dopefest:
Never, ever, EVER leave before 1:00, because you’ll miss all the good stuff!
Lap dance with Jack Dean, indeed! Gee thanks, Nacho, for trying to deflect some attention on to me. I’m totally innocent.
I knew I wanted to talk to you about SOMETHING, vix! C’mere… whap!
I was looking at the pics at opalcat’s site, and saw this—> http://fathom.org/opalcat/photos/010701/dsc00040.jpg
What the hell is it?
Oops! Sorry Falcon! I was just trying to, uh, rescue Sua…
:o